We Were Sold a Bill of Goods

And that’s why I never buy aspirin

 

It makes me feel better that it was attempt at satire. I didn't get it, maybe because I wouldn't be surprised if a poster was serious about this. All Good!!!

 

Hopefully we win early in his tenure because this dude is gonna be burnt out in 3 years. Holy shit.

 

I thought it was amusing!

 

Sounds like Gase has been riding the wave of mania for a while now. Hope he brings us a Lombardi before he ultimately flames out.

 

If his wife doesn't get him first.

 

My Head Coach.

 

It’s not healthy, it’s disgusting, and quite frankly the C-section story makes him look like an asshole.

But I’m sure most of the posters on here will love it because he’s a “football guy”.

Ps Bowles was well known for getting into work before the crack of dawn and worked himself into a stress-related health issue in 2016. Miss me with any talk of his work ethic not being good enough.

 

I'll wait to judge.

 

So......... the hc is a coke head? Coffee and Red Bull doesn’t let you run 21 hrs a day for days on end.
Cokes probably healthier than a Red Bull too.

 

Don’t judge. What happened with the c section is completely between Mr and Mrs Gase. You have no place to call him anything without knowing their understandings and allowances in the relationship.

 

You're right. Nobody knows what really was said or arranged between them. 'Stories' can have a habit of being contorted to fit the story teller's agenda.

 

We've had normal coaches, maybe insanity will be the turning point.

 

Belichick kind of resembles Simple Jack in that picture. Maybe we lucked into something with Laser Eyes.

 

You are in for a painful painful decade with the clownshow in Miami. Worst coach in the division (another belichick castoff bust) and absolutely no hope at QB

 

How long would Belichick have lasted here without Brady? How would he have been any different than his Cleveland tenure. A Belichick that doesn't want to coach here, no Tom Brady, clashing with GM Parcells. People assume the dynasty would've been ours? It's not a sure thing. Especially if he had a bad year 1 like he had in New England

 

Right, Mr. Hard Ass. He cannot stop smiling and gushing about Sam. Or talking about how hard his players are working. Mr. Negativity personified