Training Camp News and Tweets

dude it was weird.......but lemme splain. My power habit had gotten outta control. I was missing work so I can sit home and powder, I was hiding it from my friends and family , all that shit. But most of all it was getting expensive. So I switched to dollar store powder. And that shit was prolly tainted like Dominican mini bar liquor. It didnt give me whiskey dick per se. I could get an erection and perform......but it was like I was wearing 14 condoms. Now you all know

 

soooo, no more sick stuff then

 

I’m looking out for you , I didn’t want you to be too excited tomorrow, hitting refresh for tweets that are still a day away.

 

One more day of dicks and balls it is

 

The $100k is the difference in Alabama vs NJ income tax.
If Q recieves his entire bonus before reporting, he claims that as income as an Alabama resident. Once he reports, he pays the NJ tax rate. That's why there is a $100k difference.

 

Hines ward in camp as an intern. Not a bad guy to have around, made his bones as a hard worker.

 

Brick and Calvin Pace are there too

 

I like that too. All professionals , I know they are there to learn more than anything but those are the type of guys you want hanging around the team.

 

Our new coach, Adam Fitzpatrick!

 

Can't wait for him to teach our WRs those dirty blocking techniques!

 

Gritty, it’s only dirty when the other team does it.

 

Oh my, excuse my language sir.

 

Ok. Real question, how are we reacting to the darnold practice reports? Living and dying with each throw or reacting to the totality of the day? Personally I like to go throw by throw but I can save it all and go over the top reaction after practice too.

 

Any positive news we go absolutely bonkers, any negative news we blame everybody else but Sam and demand we fire everyone for failing him.

 

Both ?

 

I like to almost react to each throw but stop just short of reacting, over and over again, until that very last throw when I react all over the place.

 

...and Cuomo is shocked higher earning citizens are fleeing uber-taxed states (NY, NJ, CT, IL, CA, all run by Dems) and running to low or no income tax states (TX, FL).

Think about it...The day Sam cashes in, his $30M/yr contract will force him to write NJ a $3M check, every 365 days. And that's after he writes Uncle Sam a $14M check. Over half of these big contracts go to the government, just like winning the big lottery! Crazy.