Inappropriate Humor

Yeah but in turkey that pussy is hairy as fuck. I like a little stubble, bush maybe, but not a damn forest!

 

Damn schefty went way past inappropriate

 

Welcome to the jungle

 

i would imagine turkish box to be nothing short of a thicket. call the gardeners

 

So I have a good joke.

A grandfather is sitting on the front porch and his grandson and friend walk out the door. They have roles of duct tape in their bags.
The grandfather asks "What are you boys doing with that duct tape?"
"We're going to catch some ducks" the boys reply.
The grandfather laughs and says "You're not going to catch any ducks with that."
Later that day the boys come back with their bags filled with ducks and the grandfather is stunned.

The next day the grandson and friend head out with fish net stockings filling their bags.
The grandfather asks "What are you boys doing with those fish net stockings?"
The boys reply "We're going to catch some fish."
The grandfather laughs and says "You're not going to catch any fish with that."
Later that day the boys come back with their bags loaded with fish and the grandfather is stunned.

The next day the grandson and his friend are heading out with their bags filled with pussywillow.
And says, "Hold on boys, let me get my jacket."

 

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this tv anchor lady had an interesting outfit

 

Lol it took me a minute.

 

Now there's a design idea for the new unis.

 

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I'm a boneyard denizen. I can't tell you some of the epitaphs I've seen and/or photographed. That's pretty good in the funny dept. It doesn't seem particularly worn, so it's probably a replacement? I know he fought for the Confederacy.

 

Because Im such a generous but humble poster
http://www.bandt.com.au/media/network-10s-famed-penis-dress-resurfaces-internet-cant-handle

 

Need another thread, "Who Wore it Best?"

 

The one on the left.

 

If this is too far, my bad feel free to take down lol

 

The fact that it even exists....