Everything is coming up roses! Rosas Shortshanks misses. F you Mara bros. Beckham doing a controlled walk into the locker room right before the half. Eli looking more inbred than usual. I'm not upset.
...can't remember the last time I saw the refs give the ball to someone other than who came out of the pile with it. Good call.
31-13, hahahaha. The Giants. Rooney Mara and Kate Mara are better than decent actresses, but someone really needs to make a documentary about the roofless shit hole narrated by one or the other. Nat Geo, where are you. 1.6 billion from two venues and it's a POS. Bend it like asshole acting up on the side line. Haha, good luck to you, fucko. The Jets may very well rot in hell forever, but welcome to my world, you chump. Hahaha, Eagles ball. LMAO.
Is anyone else enjoying this? I'm hitting the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups because I'm feeling so happy. Don't worry, there's plenty left for the kiddies for Halloween and we're insanely crazy generous. I spent $40 bucks on candy yesterday. I just might break out the Baby Ruth's, 3 Musketeers, and every other goddamn thing. I couldn't find Milk Duds, though. What has the world come to.
You have to pace yourself. I'm not a sweets/sugar person, it's not my thing; but Halloween? All bets are off. It's just tough finding old school candy. Jesus H, me, my idiot brother, and my cousins used to make a killing in Flushing. I'm talking dumping your loot on the floor at least twice. Raisins, who the hell gives a kid a box of raisins? That's like someone giving you underwear for Christmas.Thanks (toss)!
Hearing the boos. Nice. I hope these chumps never win another game. Then again, the Giants are playing the Cheats next, so I'm walking that back a bit. I will shamefully take that one.
The Giants don't play the Patriots this year. The play a week from Monday against Atlanta, so they have lots of time to think about this game and give inflammatory interviews.
The Eagles team people thought they'd see from the start. Or perhaps the Giants just suck that hard. In any event, at least Saquon entertained us, in the middle of a curbstomp. You know things are bad when even someone like Troy Aikman can clearly see this team for the fuckups they are despite the regime change.