Pitmasters - What's on the menu?

Seriously does anyone really want the old stokes out of the closet? This years model is a huge upgrade.

 

I like it too Rollo, Cabernet chilled out of a box

 

Nah. I liked Stokes 1.0 better. This Stokes the Rollo model not my cup of tea.

 

Ouch

 

I liked Stokes. Entertaining... Just didn't take him too seriously, lol.

 

I don’t get it. This is supposed to be a sanctuary site and folks dumping on you because of lite beer and boxed wine.

 

@FJF and @Dierking

See, another point. Real Stokes would never make these an issue. This Rollo has a thinner skin. I don't know.

 

Whatever. As long as some midget prick isn’t posting pictures of his vacations and recipes I’m good.

 

I was born with a rare congenital disorder called Junctional Herlitz Epidermolysis Bullosa, but the Non-Herlitz strain.

I hope you enjoy your “humor”.

 

After reading this I feel bad. My apologies.

 

Be glad he's not posting pics of Junctional Herlitz Epidermolysis Bullosa, Non-Herlitz strain.

A shrimp scampi pic is way better than that shit, yikes.

 

Bet the OB-GYN didn't slap you.

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Don't let his claim of thin skin and boxed wine fool you, below is a Stokes, dead giveaway

 

To be fair it was really good boxed wine.

 

Maybe not 'pitmaster' worthy but worth a look see and a laugh:

This woman's going to steam a pot of blue crabs buut as anyone knows, blue crabs are ornery, ill-tempered little monsters. She's great: "Lord have mercy...you get ah exercise fightin' these stupid crabs!....they know they gonna go so why they fightin' me for?!!" God bless her.