Found a bag of m-80's at the house I bought. Could be a year old, could be 20 years old. I'll be lighting them up Wednesday, what could go wrong.
I know you both 'smart' asses better so I know you're pulling out the fake . "I don't get it.....his posts are sooo obtuse" . b.s. yet again....talk about stale bread... Ok, I'll play NotsoBright : ) : if this "inappropriate humor" image below escaped you (esp. considering all the 'women-busting' images you've posted) then you're to 'brains' what dierking is to 'bonhomie' : ) Let's walk confused ("wha' the?") you through this.. 1st frame, upper left: lovey-dovey, holding hands 2nd frame, upper right: "fake out biatch!" . (nice side shot of her right tit starting to spill out though..) 3rd frame, lower left: "whomp!" 4th frame, lower right: "heh, heh...here's to me...s.o.b. that I am.." Better yet, I'll dial down the gist of it into a simple, easy-to-understand single frame for ya: Happy 4th of July to you two hooples (and all else here)
When I was kid when we would go to my grandfathers house I would rummage through my dad's old room.... because apparently it was barely touched in decades. I found firecrackers and blanks.... apparently they were there well before my dad went to vietnam. They blew shit up just fine
Yeah, I wasn't really worried, I just won't hold them as long before I toss them. Never know when you'll get a quick fuse.
I was going to but after I tried to get him to climb in the septic tank today, telling him it was a bomb shelter, he was kind of hesitant on anything I wanted him to do.
"Several Injured After Fireworks Explosion" https://www.wsoctv.com/news/trendin...-after-fireworks-explode-inside-car/783498553 waterboy post yet today?
I actually never even pulled out the fireworks, ended up on the couch relaxing by 7 so they'll have to wait for next year. Plenty of people should have followed my lead. One guy around here decided to hold a mortar tube, first time it was ok, second time it blew off a few fingers.
Did he die? You only get the Darwin award if you die, thus taking your dumb ass out of the gene pool for the benefit of the species
