I don't know! What I do know is that you should be locked up in prison doing hard time with rapists and murderers - for animal cruelty! In fact, calling the cops right now! Hope you share a cell with a terrorist! Enjoy Hotel Gitmo! Signed, -Mrs. championjets69
Because they're the Jets, you idiot! However, that whole tanking thing, I felt like renting a Sherman tank and steam-rolling this place! Tiananmen Square for the win! Signed, -Mrs. championjets69
Because unlike you, he has class and doesn't get off walking around naked in public! At least have the decency to wear a black trench coat, you sick pervert! Signed, -Mrs. championjets69
I actually did get it! I just didn't want to admit it out loud because of how nasty it was! My mind isn't always in the gutter! Like yours! You were probably born in the gutter and thought it was Shangr-La! Signed, -Mrs. championjets69
Were you for it before you were against it? And is it true that boys have a penis and girls have a vagina?
Why is it that goofy, a dog , can talk and Pluto,also a dog, cannot? And I am aware of the Disney theme.
I am all for crap coffee over flavored coffee! Give me axle grease! As to that transgender stuff, wear a skirt or wear a suit! Oh, I'm like Hamlet, I can't freaking decide! I can't even relieve myself in the Korvette's restroom anymore with all this bathroom stuff! It's not like I can piss on the side of my car, but I can damn well squat like a champ without anyone noticing! I've pissed in the woods more than I've ever pissed in a toilet! I'm an expert! I pissed on a side street in Vatican City and also in Sienna! Damn Itralians charging you to breathe, I'm an artist, and I left my mark, alright! Signed, -Mrs. championjets69
Because Pluto got vaccinated for Small Pox and Polio! That's why he's autistic and non-verbal, you idiot! Signed, -Mrs. championjets69
Prescriptions! Who needs that? I own stock in Brioschi, Rolaids, Pepto, Maalox, and Tums! Why! Because of this team! None of it works for crap when somebody flubs! However, my portfolio in indigestion performs pretty well! Signed, -Mrs. championjets69 ,
I don't know what your question quota is but can you recommend a good chaser for laundry detergent pods? Mostly looking for something that will stop the inevitable leak that keeps ruining my new Aeropostale shirts .
What are pods, something from 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers'?! Who wears Apostate shirts? I'm not even sure how to spell it! Just buy Hanes! Dump your crap shirts at the laundry mat and pay them to wash it if you care about name brand nonsense that much! They'll probably lose it on you or throw it the in trash, anwyay! Hanes! Keep it simple! If you really care about those idiot shirts so much, wash them in a creek on a washboard! Builds character and forearms, you lazy bum! Signed, -Mrs. championjets69
What kind of crappy ass question is that! Go to school! Probably hopped up on drugs! Signed, -Mrs. championjets69
I follow a bunch of hot broads on social media. What's the best way to get these women to send topless photos?
Social media! Topless photos, just buy Frederick's of Hollywood or Screw Magazine instead, you idiot! Social media! Those broads won't show you anything, roll you in a Walmart parking lot and steal your wallet! Go to a Dunkin' Donuts and start up a real conversation for once in your life! I hate people, but human interaction can be great sometimes! If you really wanted to see boobs, you should've hung out on the D Spiral in The Old Dump! Didn't your idiot father teach you anything! You're probably a pervert who watches women with binoculars undress across the courtyard in your apartment complex! NotSatoshiNakamoto, a/k/a NotPeepingTom! Get a life! Signed, -Mrs. championjets69
are you the one from that club in Soho where they drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola? . c-o-l-a . cola? .
My work just hired a gay Muslim woman. Should I treat her like I usually treat women, gay people or Muslims?