Thanks NYJAW I did a little search about them. If my wife lets me go, I am looking for an Amish girl to marry. They are just like Kurdish girls with no technology.
Catch an Amish or Mennonite girl during Rumspringa and you'll have a good time, you're older so go for the Mennonites they do Rumspringa later (16-21 years old) so you don't have to worry as much about jailbait.
Brady Bunch was an old sitcom. The 3 X'd out in the middle row are all dead. We'll assume you know how to play tic-tac-toe...
i was going to let him research it for himself, we can't keep handing him the answers, he will never learn