Official Sports/Luxury Car of the Jets

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  1. No Fly Zone

    No Fly Zone Well-Known Member

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    They haven't had anyone qualified to drive the bus to the superbowl in so long, the bus broke and rusted out.
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  2. Jetaho

    Jetaho Well-Known Member

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    Uh Bro, that's the Browns' short bus.
     
    #22 Jetaho, Jun 24, 2016
  3. Jetaho

    Jetaho Well-Known Member

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    My God Man, don't focus on the ice cream! That is pure evil in the passenger's seat!

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    I feel like Volvo, the XC60 in particular, is better equipped to be the car of the Jets; sports or otherwise. Much like the loyal Jets fanbase, its' shown it can take a direct kick to the nuts from a crashing airplane and survive; more or less.
     
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  5. hastygreen

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    Damn, this guy looks like a frigging creeper. The "friend" you let in your house once only to find him in places he doesn't need to be stealing things he really shouldn't be stealing.
     
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  6. JStokes

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    Here's the perfect representation of the Jets official vehicle--green and white too (with a little Brett Favre shoulder pad yellow peeking through)..

    This jerk off could have walked about 100 yards north and easily walked across a bridge over the river pinning him down but he stuck firm with his convictions and died alone. Into the Wild.

    Just like a fucking Jet fan.

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  7. Jetaho

    Jetaho Well-Known Member

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    Damn Stokes. That's some dark shit.
     
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  8. JStokes

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    The book is great. Jon Krakauer. Same guy who wrote Into Thin Air about the disaster on Everest.

    Not a bad movie either.

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  9. Jetaho

    Jetaho Well-Known Member

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    I'm very familiar with it. It was the Jets analogy that I found disturbing. A long, slow, preventable death - alone in an abandoned bus in the Alaskan wilderness. Yikes. I need to get a beer and hug my kids.
     
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    Don't eat any fresh berries you pick by the road.

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  11. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    Great movie, depressing as fuck tho. You should check out the documentary on him if you haven't seen it.
     
    #31 NYJalltheway, Jun 25, 2016
  12. Dierking

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    Suicide by stupidity. Roughing it in an abandoned school bus.
     
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  13. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    Real classy. At least he was an educated person that just wanted more out of life than the typical human life.
     
    #33 NYJalltheway, Jun 25, 2016
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    oh shit.... never too soon to turn the screws on flyers fans, even what 30 years later.

    but that was brutal. well played.
     
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  16. hastygreen

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    Which particular point of this little cluster are we?

    My interpretation of this particular vignette is called Death of Hope or Hope for Death, depends on the day.

    starring in no particular order

    As the Bike - Jets 2015-2016 season
    As guy on ground - Ryan Fitzpatrick
    As other guy - Brandon Marshall
    As the Blue Suv/Sedan - Week 17

    And the real star of the show for 47(soon to be 48) seasons running as the number 1 off, off-Broadway slapstick comedy in the country!!!!!

    Playing as the Tan/Gold Sedan - The NY Jets fanbase
     
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  17. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    Kid sure showed his parents, that's for certain. A real hero.
     
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  18. JStokes

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    And his kid sister who repeatedly begged him to come back into the fold. Totally respected his sister's wishes.

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  19. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    I never said he was a hero. It's just an interesting story.
     
    #39 NYJalltheway, Jun 25, 2016
  20. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    You ever get the the inkling to be that interesting and classy I hope you have some relatives close enough to kick the living shit out of you.
     
    #40 Dierking, Jun 25, 2016
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