Burger King Thinks Mac N' Cheetos Is Something You Might Eat

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  1. mute

    mute Well-Known Member

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    Burger King is out of control and doesn’t care who it hurts.

    Being tested in select markets and soon rolling out nationwide, Mac N’ Cheetos are deep-fried macaroni and cheese sticks with Cheetos breading. To put it in old, worn-out meme terms, they heard you liked cheese, so they put cheese in their cheese. Also macaroni. Whatever.

    They’re basically Burger King’s answer to Taco Bell’s Doritos Locos Tacos, born of a partnership between BK and Frito-Lay. Unlike the Doritos Locos Tacos, which have become a mainstay of Taco Bell’s menu, the Mac N’ Cheetos are a limited release, lasting eight weeks or while supplies last. That should give people plenty of time to make bad decisions.

    Speaking to Bloomberg, Burger King North American president (how can a king have a president?) Alex Macedo threatens that this will not be the last collaboration between fast food royalty and big snack chip.

    “We’re working on a few other menu items,” Macedo said. “There’s room for us to do more together in the future.”

    Snacktaku guess this means it will have to go to Burger King for the first time since those hot dogs came out earlier this year.

    http://kotaku.com/burger-king-ma...

    Mac n’ Cheetos go live nationwide on June 27.
     
  2. zace

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    Omg this is fantastic lmao

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  3. Sundayjack

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    Sundayjack endorses this and everything that will ever spin off of it.
     
  4. Ralebird

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    Surgeons will be pulling those things out of arteries intact.
     
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    Bacon mac n cheetos or gtfo
     
  6. Dierking

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    I'd like mine with extra gluten
     
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    "Burger King puts the glue in gluten!"
     
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    Dont joke around. This was long overdue. We haven't been weeding out the weak and sickly nearly fast enough.
     
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    Husker's stomach just came.
     
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    My son is salivating
     
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    It needs a little white truffle oil.

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  12. JetsHuskers fan

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    I would eat it.
     
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    neat spin the ole Mac N Cheese Fritters
     
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    I can see it now, The olestra side effect without the olestra.
     
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    Loved those commercials.

    May cause loose bowels and the inability to control them.

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    they need to add bacon to this
     
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    I wonder if they're still gonna try to dump those nasty assed Chicken Nuggets, ChickenFries or ChickenRings with this shit. BK is desperate these days to stay relevant even if it means poisoning what clientele it has left.
     

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