Please don't derail this thread--I don't want to have to complain to CMan and get band for my efforts. _
We don't matter, man. How many times do I have to say it? King Roach can come back to save us, but he may need to create his new Kingdom at another site. We just haven't done a good enough job of making him comfortable in our little microcosm of the interwebz. A butterfly needs to spread it's wings. And so does a giant Dragon King. Roach. Something.
BREAKING Chris Broussard reports that King Roach's mother thinks the Draft Forum is a cute and comfortable place to raise imaginary children.
At the risk of inflating my importance, what would he do here if I was gone? I'd assume the very existence of this thread would indicate my level of importance to him.
If Disney sneaks that in for Fury I want a Revenge of the Sith edit with Mace Windu screaming motherfucker as he plummets to his death.