It's Time for X to die.

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    How many shoe bombs does Turkey allow through their security? I'm trying to do six but I heard three.
     
    #41 abyzmul, May 13, 2016
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    The songwriter for 1-800-Kars For Kids.

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    #42 JStokes, May 13, 2016
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    It's Mike Greenbuergh taken yet?
     
    #43 abyzmul, May 13, 2016
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    JetsHuskers fan.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I doubt you'd even make good fertilizer.
     
    #45 abyzmul, May 14, 2016
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    Rush Limbaugh
     
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    Hannity first.
     
    #47 JetsHuskers fan, May 14, 2016
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    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    Untitled Star Trek TV show 2017 on cbs all access. Fuck your $6 a month streaming service. Put it on regular tv like a regular network so we can pirate it online like regular people.
     
    #48 Faux machine, May 14, 2016
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    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Line 'em up - there's plenty more where they come from.
     
    #49 Ralebird, May 14, 2016
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    Maddow, Mathews,
     
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    joe Well-Known Member

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    Hillary's sex drive.
     
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    GQMartin Go 'Cuse

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    I've coined it "shark nose"

    When you develop 1 spot on your nose that becomes extremely sensitive to any touch.
     
    #52 GQMartin, May 18, 2016
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    matt robinson 17 Well-Known Member

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    If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Tom Brady, I would shoot Tom Brady twice
     
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    matt robinson 17 Well-Known Member

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    So I can live?
     
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    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    Please live forever. Cosmos needs good people like you. For every Stokes' of the world, we need 1 Matt the cool cucumber :)
     
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    The phrase "cool as a cucumber."

    People used to walk around eating piping hot cucumbers? Retire this nonsense.
     
    #56 Faux machine, May 18, 2016
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    So you're hoping I leave my four beautiful children orphans?

    You monster.

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    #57 JStokes, May 18, 2016
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    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    Cool like the other side of the cucumber.

    Stuart Scott was a poet.

    RIP.

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    #58 JStokes, May 18, 2016
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