The Drunk Tank

Ive never drank an IPA

 

I became a beer snob, 1 1/2 years ago, I'll only drink amber ales....it was an Epiphany, brought to me by Finback and Bronx Breweries

 

Their marketing department needs to dial it down too. A seven word product name?

 

He had me at Smut..

 

You're not kidding:

http://beersince1933.com/Products-W...t-Regional-Beer/pittsburgh-category.php?id=46

 

Don't worry, you aren't missing much. IPA's are the worst. Just a bunch of guys trying to prove their manhood thru the beers they drink. It tastes like crap and if I need extra alcohol in my drink that doesn't taste like crap I will drink wine.

Coors Light for the win.

Heineken, when I want to look sophisticated.

 

Drunk as hell. Been drinking Havana Club and smoking Cohibas for the last few hours. Thank the lord jayzus for the embargo lift. Brought over a shitload from Mexico. They told us only $100 per person but in our party I was the only one who wanted their goods, so I got everyone to declare for me.

 

Gay.

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I usually drink Busch Light.

 

If you tried this you would change your mind....

 

If you say so, sir

 

Another shit week, worked 6 days, can't wait till 3:30, this to follow

 

Tito rocks lime.

Making a wild mushroom bolognese, will switch to a Super Tuscan when the GF gets here for dinner.

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I'm going to a baby shower tomorrow.



















Bringing 2 bottles of tequila.

 

Coming to San Antonio this Christmas byz. Am I gonna be able to see you in person?

 

I'm going to be in Istanbul this Christmas.

 

I hate you.

 

We're going to stuff a goose with eggplant and sing songs from They Might Be Giants around the tire fire.

 

You made me laugh so hard my pale ale almost came out my nose, Brook