It's come to our attention that G@y Messageboard Alliances have been rampant throughout TGG, some known and some unknown. So, in the spirit of creating a fantasy league for pretty much anything, it's time to create your Fantasy Messageboard Alliance Rosters. I had thought of having fantasy drafts, but that would be g@y. Rosters must contain at least 5 team members. So, here we go! First FGMA roster: The Hurtling Choads: TNJet LongIslandBlitz Geno007 tomdeb championjets69 HOF caliber, IMO. What's your roster? Your team members should compliment each other. Not literally, but they probably will anyway.
So many to choose from but I think I am going with an All-Rivals team. Starting off with BuffaloBills06 as always a strong chance to just throw a turd into the fan to see how he comes out smelling. Backing him up is Burning Elvii, always available to post something he thinks is relevant or humorous but ultimately is like a week old dog turd, no problem if you ignore it but as soon as someone steps on it and cracks that outer crust the stink just permeates the thread. A relative new comer but no less a mongoloid, EmbraceTheHate. Claims to be a fan since the age of 2, can any other posts of his be taken seriously. With my 4th stringer I am going with another Bills fan, been a little while since he posted but I am sure he will promise to shove his head up another cows ass if the Jets beat the Bills this year. That's right it's BuffaloPhysco. For my 5th and final pick I am going with jetfannerd, sure he claims to be a Jets fan but he is so fucking stupid I am taking away his fandom. They are allied in their stupidity.
I am humbled to be in the company of the message board equivalent of Aristotle,Plato,Socrates, and Rodney MacDangerfield
