Republican Nomination Thread

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  1. deathstar

    deathstar Well-Known Member

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    Another Trump press conference, wait til after the KY call/win.
     
  2. Petrozza

    Petrozza Administrator

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    He just called for Rubio to drop out and added that he'd love to take on Cruz one on one :)
     
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  3. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    no christie awkwardly staring into space behind trump today
     
  4. deathstar

    deathstar Well-Known Member

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    Good soundbite for the Sunday shows plus beginning of week.
     
  5. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    He'll lose to Hillary by at least a 2/3 margin in the electoral vote.
     
  6. Br4d

    Br4d 2018 Weeb Ewbank Award

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    Jeb Bush if at all plausible. Ted Cruz if not. The GOP would rather lose a 3-way race than win with Trump.
     
  7. TNJet

    TNJet Well-Known Member

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    It's the media's fault. Everybody has skeltons in the closet, Donald just doesn't give a shit.
     
  8. TNJet

    TNJet Well-Known Member

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    He was right.
     
  9. 74

    74 Well-Known Member

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    Fuck.. Where's my Chad. Chaaaaad!!!! Fkn ahole
     
  10. 74

    74 Well-Known Member

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    This year was awesome in Virginia. I had to trek to my strongman gym on foot through a record snowfall and I had to slay a few ice giant younglings on the way. By Odins ravens I was protected from the frost beasts and reached the great hall before sundown. Once in the great hall I had to perform a massive feat of strength, setting a 48" stone lift PR. It was glorious, Thor himself laughed with a bolt of thunder and paved my way home. Seems the snowfall and lightning were too powerful for Fenrir the wolf. Let us pray for the global warming next year my shieldbrothers, bring forth the ice Giants! the halls of Vallhal await us!
     
  11. 74

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    Haha, fool! Live or die? our fates have already been decided by the Gods!
     
  12. 74

    74 Well-Known Member

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    Haha fool! You have ventured to the outer edges of your pasture! I have seen the edge of Midgard. The world is flat indeed! The orb of the world, which mankind inhabits, is riveted by many fjords, so that great seas run into the land from the Outer Ocean. Thus, it is known that a great sea goes in through Norvasund all the way to the land of Jerusalem. From that same sea a long bight stretches towards the north-east, called the Black Sea, which divides the three continents of the earth: to the east lies Asia, to the west lies Europe, but to the north of the Black Sea Greater Sweden or Sweden the Cold through Greater Sweden from the range of mountains that lie to the north beyond the edge of human habitation, there runs a river properly called the Tanais, which flows into the Black Sea. In Asia to the east of the Tanais there was a land called Asaland; its chief city was called Asgard. The city was ruled by a chieftain called Odin and it was a great centre for sacrifices...
     
  13. 74

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    Ahhh! The great sea serpent Jormungandr has been stirring the seas! fear not, shield brother, Thor will slay him with the mystically forged hammer Mjolnir, Ragnaroek is near.
     
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    Ha! Shall your raid the Saxon shores or stay home with the women and children? That's the only vote you have my brother. That's right; there are no old men, they are either in Hel or awaiting us with swords drawn in the great hall of Valhal.
     
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    You know nothing, Moor. the monsters come at night: We must venture to their lair and slay them all.
     
  16. KingRoach

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    I miss drugs
     
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    Trump is going to set Cruz up with the whole 'birther' situation. That's what the next debate is going to be about.

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  18. Brook!

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    Haha. My little brother had too much to drink last night :)
     
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    Cman68 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    More political satire.. This time from Mad TV circa 1997:

     
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    Hellava late Saturday night there Viking boy - talking about pagan shit you first heard of in Final Fantasy? Epic funny.
     
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