It never fails to surprise me how quickly Big Boner gets beaten in these types of things. Not sure why, because he's always been terrible at it. He's about 3 comments away from resorting to obscenities and the inevitable Ignore List Update Announcement. Book it.
See, that's what I'm talking about. I mean, here I am, presenting like a ripe female baboon, and now all that's left is wandering off into the jungle to find my own banana. It's not even fair.
Now all the little boners is maybe neither sardonic nor avuncular. Only problem is I don't think it is an improvement, either. I suppose you get a goldstar for effort and for stepping out of your box, though.
^ little boners... female baboon... jungle... bananas. You definitely have something here, but you need to tie it together. Let me give you a little help - is the female baboon lonely?
Bah. You suck. You're cold and distant. If you've been seeing another messageboard behind our backs just tell us now. We're big boys. We can take it. Anything. Even if it's a gay messageboard where they have better alliances, just tell us now. We can change. My sister had problems like this with her messageboard and they went to this great counselor who was able to work everything out. Can't we just try? I mean, for the little boners?
True, not at all avuncular. Still sardonic, but what's this Blanche DuBois angle? Tease it out a bit more.
Wow, that is rich coming from you. Here's a sampling of your "material" from the last week. You are so thin-skinned and rattled you can't even keep track anymore. Try to get some rest this weekend. _
And the pathetic part is, like his predecessor thin skinned narcissistic blowhard hero Junc, once 5:00 pm on a Friday hits, he punches his timecard, exits the cubbyhole and loses internet privileges until Monday 9:00 am sharp at which time he furiously pounds at the keyboard "I must respond". _
Dude checked out pages ago. So unfulfilling. Left here with all this loneliness and unspent fakery. I can't say it doesn't hurt.
Serious question--do you think all of us busting balls on a silly internet message board about Hillary munching rug are seriously trying to bully her or somehow besmirch her so as to cause her real pain or impact her candidacy? Do you think any of us are sending her threatening emails or stalking her? It's been long rumored she's a switch hitter. So a bunch of idiots are having a bit of fun about it. You seem to be taking it really way too seriously with the defensive posts and the disparaging remarks about a bunch of immature idiots just busting balls. Do you visit the Inappropriate Humor Thread? Do you find any of that funny or are you above that too? Have you ever disparaged Tom Brady about sucking dick or balls or tea-bagging or Giselle being a beard? Same thing. You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever. _
You keep calling this thing fake. The investigation is real. That will not change no matter how many times you try to claim otherwise. Whether she's going to be indicted is still a question but that doesn't make the investigation any less real. I do wonder if the recent news of them granting immunity to the techie is a sign of them looking to try to indict. I have sited the exact law she has allegedly broken several times yet you continue to ignore I did and bring up irrelevant things like treason and accuse me of being hyperbolic. I don't think you're stupid but maybe I'm wrong. She doesn't need to have sent anything to have broken the law, just to recap briefly.
This is going to add onto the list of shady shit she has done but will get away with and people who love her are going to call it a witch hunt. But the fact is she's dirty even as politicians go. At some point you have to admire her ability to escape conviction and move on I guess
To be fair it could have been nothing more than incredibly bad judgment (regardless of whether an indictment occurs). I don't believe she's that foolish though. I don't believe her loyal supporters believe that either. So they're left in a bit of a logical falicy there. Not that that matters to them, it just comes off looking retarded.
