Not to mention that broad in the middle with the huge hair and fuck me boots. She's as much a virgin as Antonio Cromartie.
And in related news... http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/gr...of-children/ar-BBqcnDo?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=ASUDHP
"We choose life . . . in prison." http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/02/u...-region®ion=bottom-well&WT.nav=bottom-well
Hey good morning, I'm Dierking your drivetime DJ on K-Rape 101 where the hits just keep on coming.... what do you guys think will surface today?
Hey Truth, stop me if you already heard this one... At the Monastery A window cleaner goes to a monastery looking for work. The Abbot hires him but tells him to clean all the windows except for the top three. So the window cleaner cleans all the windows except for the top three for years and years until curiosity finally gets the better of him. He puts his ladder up against the first of the three windows and looks in. He sees 12 monks with their robes up and their cocks lying on a table with a mouse running around on top of the table. The window cleaner goes down the ladder, moves it to the second window and looks in. There he sees a beautiful woman and a monk in bed screwing like mad. The window cleaner goes down the ladder and puts it up against the third window. He looks in and sees a monk tied up, stripped to the waist and being flogged. He climbs down the ladder, but when he gets to the bottom the Abbot is waiting for him. The window cleaner says, "Look, I know you're going to fire me, but please, at least tell me what is going on up there?" "Well," says the Abbot, "in the first window you saw a competition to see which is the lucky monk. Wherever the mouse stops is the lucky monk. And in the second window you saw a monk with the prize." "But what about the third window?" the window cleaner asks. "Well," says the Abbot, "that monk was caught with a piece of cheese in his foreskin."
Hey, Here's some truth4U.. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/king-donald-trump-evangelicals-main-man-article-1.2550883 Now I'm pretty sure Jesus didn't have racism in mind 20 centuries ago however, it seems that your bretheren have this problem trying to reconcile the Bible with their own racist views. Christian Evangelicals may be the biggest hypocrites on this planet bar none. I can think of no greater hell than to spend eternity with a single one of them. As Karl Marx once said: "Religion is the opium of the masses". He may have been communist, but he was certainly on the right track. If Jesus were to come back now, I have a feeling he'd be bringing an asteroid with him.
The first one's he'd smite would be the charlatans peddling all this crap followed by the weak minded sheep buying it. _
Jesus would kick the Benny Hinns and Joel Osteens down a flight of steps and beat them with a tackhammer. Rightly so i say. The Jesus that has been made, sculpted and crafted by catholics and christians for public consumption truly ruins the easy, peaceful, beautiful message of his.
I'm all for freedom of choice. But when it comes to the issue of abortion, the choice is made in the decision of whether or not to hop into bed with someone. Sex is a very serious, adult decision; there's nothing "casual" about it. It involves the total giving of oneself to another in the most profound act of love. "The two become one," the bodies of two individuals are joined in the most intimate way possible; they become "one flesh." During this process, chemicals are released in the brain which cause a psychological bonding effect. This is why you experience a feeling of attachment to the other person. This bonding effect is strongest with your first partner and becomes weaker the more partners one has. And the statistics bear this out - divorce becomes more likely the more promiscuous one is. This bonding effect is nature's way of providing a stable home for children; loving parents devoted to each other and to their children. The act of sex is part of the reproductive system of the body, whose sole purpose is to produce new life. When we try to artificially block this process, we are inviting problems. As we all know, there's no such thing as "safe sex"; no form of contraception is 100% effective. So when we engage a biological process designed to produce a new individual, we must be prepared to welcome that individual into the world. And I'm completely in favor of women being allowed to control their own bodies, but here's the key part - a new, unique individual is NOT a part of a woman's body! At the point of conception, when a sperm cell fertilizes an egg cell, you have a new person, a unique individual. The zygote that results has a complete set of unique DNA, the foundation of this new person. All of the baby's DNA is intact, and the process of growth and development has begun. Unless we interfere with the process, the baby will continue to grow and develop, be born, and then continue to grow and develop outside the womb. At the point of conception, new life has begun, this is a biological fact. From the point of conception, what has resulted is no longer a part of a woman's body, but a unique individual with a unique set of DNA (half of which is from the father btw). Just as we have laws to protect a child from an abusive or neglectful mother (or father) once the child has been born, we should have laws to protect the safety of the child while he or she is growing and developing in the mother's womb (which should be the safest place possible for a baby!)
Is casual sex once you are done having children and have had a vasectomy ok? Can someone check in with the Vatican on that one? _
That would be rejection of the Church's authoritative and binding teaching that proclaims that each occasion of sexual intercourse must be open to the transmission of human life. For shame, for shame.
