Drunk in Dubai. Emirates Lounge. On my way to shitty India. Drinking Heineken as always. I just farted right next to an ugly woman. 1 am in Dubai. I hope she can excuse me. Cant really hold my fart at 1 am. Love you all.
For happy hour, had a couple Negra Modelos at a local Mexican joint where nobody who works there has ever been south of Providence. Relaxing right now with a nice glass of fruity minervois. And no, I am not a lesbian.
damn MR. starting already? you gonna be passed out by the end of the national anthem. we'll let you know tommorrow who won
Browning you would be proud of me, my son's a fireman and they had the polar bear challenge, they must have offered me 20 beers but I didn't have any...about to start now though
How hilarious would it be if someone with a fully licensed carry permit pulled out their Glock and shot and killed that silly jokster. Would he arrested? Convicted? Imprisoned? Vilified? How funny would it have been had that guy running down the street not looking where he was going ran across the intersection and gotten blasted by a minivan. _
yeah fuck them. This is america we don't run from terrorists we shoot those fuckers dead. This must've been shot in some yuppie neighborhood
This shit is the equivalent of yelling fire in a theater. It ain't funny, it wouldn't bother me if someone did shoot this dipshit. There are other video assholes who chase people through a park at night with an ax. Someone did pull a gun on those dumb fucks. I hope I'm never put in that situation.
The terrorist one was kinda funny tbh maybe it's that people running around in the hijab in suburbia is just what's humorous. And they just throw a bag and then run away obv nothing happens. That one nah not really. That dude is lucky no one with balls got pranked. And in a parking garage? I'd run that fucker right over and then get out and stab him if I saw that shit haha.
