The real key to winning the next Super Bowl

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  1. 74

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    Two years ago the best O in the NFL won. This year it was the best D. I've been analyzing both teams through advanced statistical models to find common data points. The results are complicated, try to follow. The key is to sign that asshole Aqib Talib. All he does is win SB's!
     
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    Ah bean salsa shit in my pants he wasn't on the pats when they won. Nevermind we are fucked.
     
    #2 74, Feb 11, 2016
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    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    If we ever win the Superbowl, I will sacrifice 74 like a lamb as a gift to Football Gods.
     
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    matt robinson 17 Well-Known Member

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    Hahahaa...74 giveth and taketh away
     
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    We know it's not Steph Curry beating a drum while your team is running out of the tunnel.
     
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    I would have liked to have seen the Panthers modify their banned black bat into a percussion mallet for the drum beatings.
     
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    You're gonna be very drunk so aim for the middle one
     
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    Yes those advanced statistical models have helped me understand that with TurboTax I will pay nothing...zero..the absence of something... on tax return
     
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    actually, I guess aim doesn't really matter when the weapon is a suicide bomb.
     
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    Suicide bomb? After Jets winning the Superbowl? Am I crazy? I will enjoy the championship for at least 10 years after waiting all those years. Don't worry I won't sacrifice you to Football Gods. You are my little brother.
     
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    I will die of a heart attack with 1 second left in that game
     
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    Shit, after we win one I'm ready to go
     
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