Massive Powerball Jackpot - The largest jackpot in U.S. history

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  1. TNJet

    TNJet Well-Known Member

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    First off, I am going to take 20 annual installments instead of the lump sum.

    For fun I would pay a security guard at every venue that the pats play in to deflate all 4 of Tom Brady's tires on his personal vehicle or the team charter at an away game. Another person would film it and put out a new video of the act on youtube every week of the Season.
     
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  2. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    i think you'd be much better off taking the lump sum and putting it into your own no deffered annuity with this kind of money.
     
  3. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    They sent the Pro Bowl back to Hawaii this year, not sure if they are keeping it there or not but for this year it is back.
     
  4. deathstar

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    Just jumped to $900 million...
     
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  5. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    An even billion sounds pretty good
     
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    CBG Well-Known Member

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    Byz not because you are a friend of Jay but because its how I roll let me just say ,,,, To quote Mr. Hand " aloha "
     
  7. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    even if you only clear a quarter of it (billion), geez
    http://money.cnn.com/tools/annuities/

    That's a cool million per month for the rest of your life. In other words, a lot of cocaine and hookers.
     
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  8. jilozzo

    jilozzo Well-Known Member

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    Good luck folks, if no one wins today then Wednesday could be 1.3 billion. Geez. I'll go on record for a sizeable donation to TGG.com if the stars are aligned later on.
     
  9. jilozzo

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    Unreal huh.......I already told my wife she better wish we DON'T win cause I will be out of control.
     
  10. jilozzo

    jilozzo Well-Known Member

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    And I will still check off the "NO" box on my 1040 about that presidential donation thing!
     
  11. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    If I win, I am buying the Jets and I am assigning these folks accordingly.

    @Cman60 - President
    @JStokes - GM
    @WW85 - Director of Pro Scouting.
     
  12. jilozzo

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    Re-assign WW to director of college scouting and then u have something to chew on. good luck.
     
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  13. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    Well, that's what I meant to say but as a guy who knows nothing about Scouting and College Football, I messed up. Can I hire you as a consultant? :)

    By the way, good luck guys. Of course it is impossible but how cool would it be if someone from TGG won all that money. Whoever wins, please donate some money to TGG. :)
     
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  14. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    I want a pool filled with dollar bills so i can swim in it scrooge mcduck style.
     
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  15. Greenday4537

    Greenday4537 Well-Known Member

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    I'll be honest, if I win, first thing I'm doing is hitting up the strip club in Atlantic City. And I will take two TGG members with me and sponsor their fun. Who's coming with me?
     
  16. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    Me and @JStokes
     
  17. TNJet

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    If I win I would like to pick a day each month to go in to traffic court and pay everyones ticket. Word spreads, drivers feel more like speeding , and I have less slow pokes to follow while driving my just purchased 69 fastback mustang.
    [​IMG]

    One can dream , right?
     
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  18. Antoni

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    Drive an extra 8 hours or so and go to the best strip clubs in the world--go to Montreal. Atlantic City? Bah..
     
  19. Greenday4537

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    Why would I travel 8 hours to Montreal when I can be in AC in 20 minutes?
     
  20. abyzmul

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    You don't drive 8 hours if you just won hundreds of millions of dollars. You fly the Montreal strippers on a private jet to your place.
     
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