I have a few bottles of this left from Thanksgiving, cracked one at about 6, cracked another during the 4th quarter. Delicious. The GF was drinking a Zin, she fell asleep after halftime (we were out till 3am night before and she's a light weight). I give her probs for making it that long. _
This is the lamest drunk tank ever. Just a bunch of people talking about whatt heh are drinkin, if you are drunk you are drunk and there's no need to talk about what got you drunk. I drank like the Nebraskan tonight, a bunch of trailer park beers and the occaisional shot of whiskey. The old lady is going apeshit over Christmas so a mans gotta drink.
One day Stockey the mockey. One day I will get you and throw you in the white wan and hand you over to ISIS. But don't worry, they will give you the scare but in the end spare you. You will be forgiven for 2 reasons. 1) For being a life long suffering Jets fan. 2) For helping out me in time of a dark time. (That makes you an associate by the way. Watch out for NSA and FBI) Just saying. Watch out Stockey. Robert Mondavi 2013 Private Selection Chardonnay. Best white wine I ever tasted. $15.99. Love it. America, land of cheap but delicious wine.
She is overrated. America needs better presidents. The presidents that made this country the best country on earth. Not schmucks like Trump or entitled bitches like Hillary. Okay drunk. Brook out and over.
So these 3 dudes order a pizza. Tey call the pizzeria and the place says "it cost $30" so being the 3 dudes that tey are they decide to each pay $10. It's only fair right? So the delivery guy comes and takes $10 from each of them. He gets back to the piZzeria and his boss says - we fucked up, the pizza only cost $25. U gotta go back and give them some money. It's only fair right? So the delivery driver says okay but these fucks didn't even tip me. I am going to take a $2 tip, it's only fair right? He goes back to the dudes house and gives them each a dollar, so they only paid $9 each. 9 x 3 = $27. The driver took $2. =$29. WAT Happened TO THE OTHER DoLLAR????????
I see you are drunk. They each paid $9 total $27 $25 goes to Pizza, $2 goes to Tip. They first paid $10 each and once they got their $1 back they ended up paying only $27. Why are you adding $27 and $2 together? $2 is already included in the $27. Why are you adding them back again? Where is the problem here? Am I missing something or am I also drunk?
$30.00 pizza bill. "Number" the bills: #'s 1-30 paid to the pizza guy who's told the bill's only $25.00, so he returns $3.00 to the customers (#'s 26, 27 & 28) and keeps #'s 29 and #30 for himself. I could go for pizza.
