Urgency.

You don't poop at work? You're missing out man.

 

Does puking count?

 

We're of the same cloth, then.

The most common misconception is that everyone who talks shit on the internet does it because they're afraid to do it in person. There are plenty of those. They just don't encompass all of reality.

 

I limit my comments to what I'd say to someone's face too. For the record, I'm a bourbon man.

 

I call bullshit

 

He's definitely in column A.