Of course you fuckers are still asleep but it is past 5:30 PM here in India so here we go. 5 star hotel Holiday Inn in Bengalore has only Miller High Life as beer. Since it is weekend, they are out of other beers. Heineken and other beers arriving tomorrow. So, I have been waiting for the Jets Giants game since 8:30 AM India Time which is Saturday 10 PM in USA. So I have waited enough. Time to drink as much as possible. Go to sleep for a few hours then wake up for the game at midnight. I hope Jets won't lay an egg. I am fucking my sleep basically just to watch them and I have 4 meetings tomorrow morning at the office starting at 10 AM. Go Jets fuck Giants!! PS: Dierking is still an asshole. Stokes still an elitist, grandpa C still the coolest admin ever yada yada yada. Wake up bitches. And ohh. Listen to this song. Don't you love it? Drink drink cry cry
Yeah And it is 8:15 PM and they ran out of beer at the bar. Not kidding. First bar ever to run out of beer. I am drinking vodka tonic and I don't even like vodka. Other cocktails are girly.
The last time this motherfucking team played on my birthday, these assholes lost 3-45 to NE. I was sure this would happen again I'm drunk and SOOOOOOOO fucking happy!!!
Happy BDay dude. Was on the Cape with some of my kids and my future son-in-law for the food tasting for their upcoming nuptials in May. Was also a wine tasting I was in the belly of the beast with all those douchebag Chowd fans--was great driving out out of New England after that defeat. _
Where the drunks at? I am throwing back jim and ginger and I am pretty sure my bartender is that sexy bitch from game of thrones. I can't get those titties out of my mind. I don't know how a hot bitch from game of thrones becomes a bartender at a dive bar in upstate NY but you never forget a great Pair of titties
