The Drunk Tank

i know how you operate sir!

 

No, this was a long tipsy week. My youngest kid turned 21 Wednesday nite, so we went out that nite, did his official birthday celebration with 10 of us for Hibachi Saturday nite. Those places just keep pouring and pouring and you don't notice that you have a $350 bar bill.

This is after all day Thanksgiving and Friday night out.

Plus I drove to and from the game yesterday so I couldn't drink, didn't really feel like it.

Oooof.

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So you had a hell of a weekend huh Stokes? Good for you.

 

for godsakes!! what kind of alcoholics are you people? not very good ones, here it is tuesday morning
and not one monday night bender shenanigan post, pfffft!

 

2 glasses of wine last night, I'm ashamed of myself Tommy (should of had about 4 more after watching that shitty effort by the Rangers)

 

I am saving all my drinking for India Tommy

I am flying Friday at 2:30 PM and coming right before our Titans game. Are you in the area by the way? Be my guest at the Titans game. I will sit at the nosebleeds so if you don't mind sitting that high up, let's meet up. You will be tailgating with my Italian friends though. They drink heavy and they like weed before heading to the stadium.

 

do i need to fall off the wagon and show you cats how its done? i could be swayed

 

if i do fall off the wagon, we could all end up in mexico by morning, trust me

 

No sir. I forgot you stopped drinking. Good for you. Stay as you are. I wish I could do it.

 

its been years Brook, i love not drinking actually, totally flipped the switch on it

 

I need to find my switches on 2 things tommy.

1) Food
2) Beer and Wine

Pretty overweight and causing fatty liver and causing diabetes. Yet I still eat and drink. I am gonna die young if I don't find my switches.

 

You're going to die young when you accidentally attach the blue wire to where the red wire is supposed to go.

All this quitting is getting me thirsty.

Working from home today, about to start making some lentil soup.

I think I'll crack a Malbec left over from Thanksgiving.

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Yeah, that too.

Working from home as well. Kitchen still not functioning and still no fridge. Missed the taste of beer. You lucky bastard. Enjoy your Malbec.

 

You'd love my Lentil Soup. I put a little cumin and curry paste.

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dude! diet is huge, if you want me to message you some tips of foods that will suck switching over to but will benefit you highly, just ask! can do it later on. Paleo diet is something i try to stick to pretty closely. feel pretty damn good too.

 

i love greasy gunk but its bad business. no fast or processed food! its posion.

 

I eat almost no preprocessed food. Almost all fresh all the time.

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you just have to, everything else is tortured shot up steroid animal parts, nasty business.

 

again this morning, i see no drunken tales from a perfectly good tuesday night to get wrecked on. what the fuck guys??!! i must put forth
the following query as to what kind of alcoholics are you?
ironically, today i have 3 years sober, i need to goad you fuckers into going on benders so i can live wildly through you all.

 

I apologize only 2 glasses of wine last night, Tommy (good news Tommy Rangers recalled Glass and he's playing tonight)