Samurai cuts 100 mph fast ball in half

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  1. zace

    zace Well-Known Member

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    #1 zace, Oct 15, 2015
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  2. stinkyB

    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    but will the Wilpons pay the $$ to SIGN THIS BEAST?!?
     
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  3. JetsVilma28

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    Raw power
     
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  4. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    That's very cool. If ESPN spent as much time trying to do a good job reporting sports news as they did trying to be cool, it would be 1988.
     
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  5. Acad23

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    Whitlock showed up yesterday.

    Spittle and all.
     
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  6. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    He's a perfect example of what's wrong with the FUCK Network. All the ability and none of the care. What a complete shithead.
     
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  7. Acad23

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    I'll let you know.

    I do find his approach fascinating in a car wreck kinda way.
     
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  8. Acad23

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    Wait...whut?

    The FUCK Network?

    What's that?
     
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  9. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I hear "The Four Letter Network" so often that I just figured I'd put a name on it.
     
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  10. JStokes

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    They couldn't find a 75' tape measure?

    _
     
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  11. zace

    zace Well-Known Member

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    Hey theyre just now learning to use the fax machine in japan. Gotta cut them some slack....err fastball

    Sent from my SM-N910V using Tapatalk
     
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    uhh... If you mean a Godzilla size robot with a fax machine function on its laser eyes... then yes.
     
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  13. zace

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    Wonder what it takes to join the kaiju response unit?

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  14. joe

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    [​IMG]

    But can he hit the curve?​
     
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  15. Aewhistory

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    It's a new network dude!

    Free Unedited Cartoons for Kids!

    It's the new Nickelodeon.... except for the mountain of parental complaints.
     
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  16. abyzmul

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    If you no help me hit 100 mph curve ball with samurai sword, I say Fuck You Jobu.
     
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  17. joe

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    hahaha


    Pedro Cerrano: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.

    Eddie Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.

    Roger Dorn: Shit, Harris.

    Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.

    Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
     
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  18. Jonathan_Vilma

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    How about the guy with the radar gun standing 5 feet away.

    Should I stand farther away man? I mean who knows where those pieces of 100 mph fast ball are going.

    Nah bro you're fine stand as close to me as possible without getting hit by the sword.
     
    #18 Jonathan_Vilma, Oct 23, 2015
  19. TNJet

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    That is why crime is lower in Japan. Guns? Hell you get diced if you start shit there.
     
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