http://news.yahoo.com/hollywood-actor-randy-quaid-arrested-trying-enter-us-135539295.html https://vid.me/RandyQuaid Edit: Randy Quaid vidme probably NSFW.
All he had to do was go over Niagra Falls in a barrel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=JAoCc82AG-E
Cousin Eddie is my favorite of all time in movies. If he wasn't in Vegas Vacation that movie would be totally unwatchable like Euro Vacation.
Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so.
Merry Christmas. Shitter was full....he drank a quart of Pennzoil Clark and boy you didn't want to be near him when that came out!