Another sign of the Apocalypse.. Playboy puts clothes on

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  1. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    This makes sense. It's a good marketing move. It's probably been slowly in the works since Hustler went hardcore in magazines in the 80's.

    You have to do something to differentiate yourself to sell magazines these days. You have to be very good at something and Playboy has not been good at the thing we primarily associate them with, which is getting squirreled away under adolescent boys mattresses. They haven't been good at that for decades now.
     
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    Playboy is still in print?
     
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    I would've thought a magazine that combines literature, celebrity interviews, commentary, AND nude women would be something that is different.

    now they are a magazine that combines literature, celebrity interviews and commentary in a PG 13 platform. There are 1000s of those magazines. I fail to see how being like everyone else "differentiates" playboy
     
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    They're going to be like Evergreen in the 60's. An erotic mag that doesn't go full nude but combines all of the things in your description plus tasteful non-nude erotic poses. Nobody else is doing that from the Men's side of the business. They're trying to mirror Cosmopolitan but from the other side. It might work.

    If they turn into a Rolling Stone clone but with the erotic overtones they'll probably fail because Rolling Stone has the niche locked up for most of the content they'll be presenting aside from the erotica.

    This, btw, is probably what they should have done as soon as Hustler went hardcore. They already had Penthouse going edgier than them and they probably should have evolved in this direction 3 decades ago.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    They're going after the Maxim audience now since anybody that wants to see women nude, even celebrities, can save money and do a Google search.

    Edit: speaking of celebrities, I watched Whiplash the other day and saw this cute girl named Melissa Benoist and googled her, found out she's in that new Supergirl show and also saw about 10 pictures of her getting boned in a hotel room.
     
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    I read it for the jokes and articles. I don't care

    :cool:
     
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    And the occasional Chuck Palahnuik short story.
     
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    I'll never forget the terror I felt as a kid when I realized the re-order insert to my fathers playboy magazine had fallen onto the kitchen floor when I snuck it to and from it's hiding spot while my parents were gone. My mother was talking to me and standing almost directly over it. Yikes.
     
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    You definitely have a superior version of Google. I tried Melissa Benoist boned and got nothing.
     
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    The fappening
     
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    And the somewhat okay...The Fappening 2.0

    The sequel was not as good as the original.
     
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    Just saw it. Another skinny girl with no body, nothing exciting. :(
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Well... occasionally when I'm searching an actress, the word "nude" somehow ends up in my search terms. I chalk it up to autocorrect.
     
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    she gives an amazing handshake though
     
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    Nude shnood you said boned and I want boned! ;p

    Actually I'm probably lucky I didn't wind up on a cannibalism site now that I think about it.
     
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    This thread.

    Useless.

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    Ouch.

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    Holy Wowza.


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