How to inflate footballs?

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  1. Brook!

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    I was a Pats fan before. I converted and now I am a Jets fan.

    I got 2 footballs that are deflated and I need to inflate them so I can play catch with my son.

    Seriously though. Where do I take them to inflate?
     
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    Come over buddy! My girlfriend is great at blowing!
     
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    Shame on you. This is a real problem. My 9 year old wants to play catch with daddy but daddy's balls are deflated. Need serious help. Jokers like you and Stokey the cocky should stay away from this thread.

    PS: This really is a serious thread. Where do you inflate deflated footballs.
     
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    Ahh yea... Now that I think of it, she is a ball deflator! Damn
     
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    Keynes would suggest the unemployment office?

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    Maynard Keynes is gay. Stokey the mockey. Either be part of the solution or become a Pats fan.

    Serious question. How do I inflate deflated footballs? And yes I am drunk but this has nothing to do with deflated footballs.
     
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    Brooklyn, any large sporting goods store should have inflatable needle pins and ball pumps.

    If you do get them, prior to inserting the needle use your mouth to wet the tip of the needle to lubricate it prior to inserting it so you won't risk rupturing the rubber bladder. After inflating, don't yank it out hard either.

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    Plan B: go to a bike shop and if they're not too busy, they should be able to help you out.
     
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    You could buy a ball with air in it... cheap fuck.

    Some terrorist you are, can't blow up a football.
     
  10. Brook!

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    Thanks sir. Will head to Sports Authority after our game today. And thanks for the tip. I am really a lousy father who doesn't know how to inflate a football.
    Hahaha. In fact I have 2 footballs. Second one was purchased after first one became deflated. I thought it was due to a defect but now second one is bad.

    Also I suck as a terrorist. Al Qaada fired me :(
     
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