In 2015 in the United States of America...It is against the law..to buy Milk.

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  1. Hobbes3259

    Hobbes3259 Well-Known Member

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    Directly from a cow.

    Really?

    How have we become such sheep?


    People meet in parking lots to dispense raw milk, like Heroin, because it is against the law for you to get milk straight from a cow.
     
    #1 Hobbes3259, Sep 24, 2015
  2. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    Depends on what state you're in. I guess that's what happens when you let states regulate what's legal and not instead of the government at large.
     
    #2 Faux machine, Sep 24, 2015
  3. mute

    mute Well-Known Member

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    Breast milk it is, then.
     
    #3 mute, Sep 24, 2015
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  4. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    This explains Hobbes' fondness for scotch.
     
    #4 Dierking, Sep 24, 2015
  5. JetsHuskers fan

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    I like Black Velvet.
     
    #5 JetsHuskers fan, Sep 24, 2015
  6. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    I am lactose intolerant and I will NOT tolerate this.

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    #6 JStokes, Sep 24, 2015
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    74 Well-Known Member

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    Lol dad joke
     
    #7 74, Sep 24, 2015
  8. JStokes

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    Was actually Seinfeld. I'm fully tolerant of lactose.

    Had a buratta tonite the size of your head.

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    #8 JStokes, Sep 24, 2015
  9. 74

    74 Well-Known Member

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    what's a buratta? is that a white guy pronunciation of burrito ?
     
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  10. JStokes

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    Oh geezuz you've never had buratta?

    Just go.

    Now.

    Best Italian restaurant close to you and order it.

    Fresh mozz stuffed with a creamy soft fresh mozz in the center.

    The jizz of all mozz jizzes.

    [​IMG]
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    #10 JStokes, Sep 24, 2015
  11. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    where? i have seen signs for raw milk for sale. either here in dutchess county or maybe in conneticut on 7 towards torringto can't remember exactly where
     
    #11 FJF, Sep 24, 2015
  12. JStokes

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    Did you ever stop to think that a latent infection or bacteria in raw milk may be the precursor to the Zombie Apocalypse?

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    #12 JStokes, Sep 24, 2015
  13. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    I prefer to drink my milk directly from the cows tits
     
    #13 NotSatoshiNakamoto, Sep 24, 2015
  14. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    Maybe there wouldn't be infection or bacteria issues if we practiced ethical dairy farming.
     
    #14 Faux machine, Sep 24, 2015
  15. 74

    74 Well-Known Member

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    Don't be a pansy faux, ethics are for tha birds
     
    #15 74, Sep 24, 2015
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    74 Well-Known Member

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    Wow. Why the F did I not know about this.
     
    #16 74, Sep 24, 2015
  17. JStokes

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    Youth.

    It's wasted on the young.

    Take your chick to a nice Italian restaurant and nonchalantly suggest to the waiter that you'll split a buratta.

    You'll get a blowjob in the bathroom.

    Not from the waiter.

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    #17 JStokes, Sep 24, 2015
  18. 74

    74 Well-Known Member

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    Which stall will you be in?
     
    #18 74, Sep 24, 2015
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    How dare you.

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    #19 JStokes, Sep 24, 2015
  20. 74

    74 Well-Known Member

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    Sorry
     
    #20 74, Sep 24, 2015
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