Steelers headset malfunction

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  1. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    The details of my life are quite inconsequential.

    Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.


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  2. PickSix

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    top one. I dont even recognize the bottom one
     
  3. SteveGrogan

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    If there was ever one porn chick I could bang.

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  4. PickSix

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    Well played sir, well played
     
  5. zace

    zace Well-Known Member

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    Dillion is like the 5th one I met 3 I didn't even know we're pornstars I had to look them up and still don't remember. I met Nina Hartley. She's awesome too

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  6. TNJet

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    I LOVE Nina Hartley, now you are talking. She is smart and sexy.
     
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  7. PickSix

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    Oh she's still a knockout, I'm just more partial/familiar with the dark haired Dillon
     
  8. zace

    zace Well-Known Member

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    Aww dude you gotta meet her. She's so approachable and awesome. I met her at a pornstar convention with the former Mrs Zace

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  9. SteveGrogan

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    Isn't Nina Hartley like 65 by now?

    You know who is old school that used to have the most ridiculously tight body was shayla laveaux and then somehow overnight she turned into this raspy droopy newport smoking blah. I was crushed.
     
  10. zace

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    She's 56 and still looks fucking good.

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    You never answered my question.

    Also, burning angel has the hottest stable of girls right now.
     
  12. zace

    zace Well-Known Member

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    Lol I thought I did. Not a pokemon fan.

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  13. TNJet

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    I always loved Marilyn Chambers too. Behind the GREEN door, does it get any better?
     
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  14. SteveGrogan

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    So the Mitchell Brother's O'Farrell Theater in San Francisco is still there, that's where they filmed that movie. The place is difficult to explain. Many of the girls are 10/10's. The "private dance rooms" consist of a sofa, a roll of paper towels and a sanitizing dispenser.
     
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  15. Don

    Don 2008 TGG Rich Kotite "Least Knowledgeable" Award W

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    She was old by the time she did that one. (old in porn years anyway)

    Then again, maybe not..if you can believe her biography she would have only been 20 when the movie was made but she certainly looked closer to 30..
     
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    Marilyn with a naked babe!






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    She's the "Mom" in the picture, not the baby as rumored.

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    My comment in real time when the "malfunction" of the headphones where mentioned during the game:
    "I'm sure it's just caused by atmospheric conditions.
    Belicheat will give a class on it after the game."
    Posted at 8:18CT

    The NFL's response the next day:

    NFL Statement: After the game, the NFL explained that a stadium power issue exacerbated by
    nearby rainstorms
    caused the communication issue, which was solved by the
    end of the first quarter.

    I'm off to buy a lottery ticket for tonight's drawing.
    Later, losers. lol
     
  17. JStokes

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    Holy crap. I always thought she was the baby.

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  18. FlaJet

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    Dude what a F_upped life I led being raised in the ghetto of the S.Bronx. U aristocratic W. Boys had it made. :D:oops::rolleyes:
     
  19. JStokes

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    My Dad grew up in the Bronx.

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  20. FlaJet

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    He must (have) been a very kool guy. Of course I hope he is still with you.
     

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