Religion - a respectful discussion, for those interested

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  1. Truth4U2

    Truth4U2 Well-Known Member

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    I was wondering when the "flying spaghetti monster" would make an appearance in this thread, lol. The "argument" of atheists, to try to make the rest of us, who actually like to think, reason, and use common sense (old fashioned ideas, I know!) shut up so they can get back to fornicating themselves! lol. Too much. Despite the fact that this thread has been overrun with trolls, I get a nugget of wisdom, or at least actual thought, every now and then. Keeps me going, and gives me hope that maybe, just maybe, one or two of these trolls might decide to open their tightly-closed minds and think! smh. As Stokes so eloquently put it, "I weepz for the children!".

    btw, that definition of "sodomy" that the trolls have decided to lump together with their twisted view of "religion", is actually from a secular, non-religious source, a dictionary definition.

    Sodomy
    Anal or oral intercourse between human beings, or any sexual relations between a human being and an animal, the act of which may be punishable as a criminal offense.
    http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/sodomy
     
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    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    Never heard the Catholic Church described with female pronouns before. Sounds very modern, new-agey type posturing.
     
  3. Truth4U2

    Truth4U2 Well-Known Member

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    No offense, but that shows what you know about the Church. Mother Church, that is.


    Roman Catholic Church
    (redirected from Holy Mother Church)
    http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Holy Mother Church

    Mother Church
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_Church


    Why is the Catholic Church referred to as "she"?
    http://www.askacatholic.com/_webpostings/answers/2010_01JAN/2010JanWhyIsTheChurchCalledShe.cfm

    Why Is The Church Called She (her)
    http://forums.catholic.com/showthread.php?t=224434
     
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    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    No offense taken. A lot's changed since the early 80s.
     
  5. JStokes

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    More bullshit talking points.

    The Catholic Church has changed more than a cameleon in a paint store.

    In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost.

    I mean Spirit.

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  6. JStokes

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    So it sounds like scissor kicking lesbians are good with the church. No anal or vaginal penetration and they're good.

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    It's so weird, when I was a kid you couldn't touch the Body of Christ, it was sacrilege.

    Now dudes are in there with grubby hands, dirty fingernails, callouses grabbing that piece of bread and jamming it down their gullets.

    And only the priests (and unsuspecting altar boys about to be buggered) were allowed to drink Christ's Blood.

    Now it's a freaking whino party.

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  8. JStokes

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    There is no thinking, reasoning or use of common sense in this thread, just bullshit talking points layed out by church elders for their sheep.

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    they should give us the wine earlier to help us get through the homily
     
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    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    It's baaa-aack!
     
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    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Used in a sentence: "Father O'Leary committed sodomy with more than half the altar boys in the parish."
     
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    im an alexander the great kook, that's the undefeated young champ in my avatar
     
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    if jesus died for our sins, then why the guilt over sinning? (im not talking about horrible acts like murder, rape etc.)
    I say we continue to sin by stealing the last of the Pepperidge farm lido's from your chick after smoking a fatty or else then he died for nothing right?
    i'm awash and overrun with guilt for the above antics, and the great sex I had with my girlfriend last night. I shouldn't feel good about what was given to me to feel naturally should I? oh the anguish........................
     
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    "Truth" you came back but you didn't address any of my talking points in my last post. That took a long time to write! There I was, all ready to have a respectful discussion and shit, for those interested, and you blew me off like a priest in a back alley confession booth.
     
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    lol .....ouch!

    Hey Truth, what would work best here?


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  16. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    This thread isn't about respectful discussion it's about spreading the talking points handed down by his church elders.

    He's been tasked with recruiting more sheep.

    From a football message board, no less.

    Pathetic.

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  17. The Waterboy

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    There is just as much proof of FSM as there is of god. You don't think, you take what your church tells you and you go out and try and spread the stories. Have you come to terms with the fact 1000's of priests have been convicted of sex crimes, that over 8000 are pedophiles according to your pope?

    And that little dictionary of yours could use an update since sodomy is not illegal anywhere in the U.S., not punishable as any kind of offense.
     
  18. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    But I thought UnTruth said science proved the existence of God?

    Until he back pedaled like a choir boy trying to get out of the confessional booth as the priest started to defrock himself.

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  19. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    With apologies to Groucho Marx - I would not be part of any church that would have me as a member.
     
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