I was wondering when the "flying spaghetti monster" would make an appearance in this thread, lol. The "argument" of atheists, to try to make the rest of us, who actually like to think, reason, and use common sense (old fashioned ideas, I know!) shut up so they can get back to fornicating themselves! lol. Too much. Despite the fact that this thread has been overrun with trolls, I get a nugget of wisdom, or at least actual thought, every now and then. Keeps me going, and gives me hope that maybe, just maybe, one or two of these trolls might decide to open their tightly-closed minds and think! smh. As Stokes so eloquently put it, "I weepz for the children!". btw, that definition of "sodomy" that the trolls have decided to lump together with their twisted view of "religion", is actually from a secular, non-religious source, a dictionary definition. Sodomy Anal or oral intercourse between human beings, or any sexual relations between a human being and an animal, the act of which may be punishable as a criminal offense. http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/sodomy
Never heard the Catholic Church described with female pronouns before. Sounds very modern, new-agey type posturing.
No offense, but that shows what you know about the Church. Mother Church, that is. Roman Catholic Church (redirected from Holy Mother Church) http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Holy Mother Church Mother Church https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_Church Why is the Catholic Church referred to as "she"? http://www.askacatholic.com/_webpostings/answers/2010_01JAN/2010JanWhyIsTheChurchCalledShe.cfm Why Is The Church Called She (her) http://forums.catholic.com/showthread.php?t=224434
More bullshit talking points. The Catholic Church has changed more than a cameleon in a paint store. In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost. I mean Spirit. _
So it sounds like scissor kicking lesbians are good with the church. No anal or vaginal penetration and they're good. _
It's so weird, when I was a kid you couldn't touch the Body of Christ, it was sacrilege. Now dudes are in there with grubby hands, dirty fingernails, callouses grabbing that piece of bread and jamming it down their gullets. And only the priests (and unsuspecting altar boys about to be buggered) were allowed to drink Christ's Blood. Now it's a freaking whino party. _
There is no thinking, reasoning or use of common sense in this thread, just bullshit talking points layed out by church elders for their sheep. _
Used in a sentence: "Father O'Leary committed sodomy with more than half the altar boys in the parish."
if jesus died for our sins, then why the guilt over sinning? (im not talking about horrible acts like murder, rape etc.) I say we continue to sin by stealing the last of the Pepperidge farm lido's from your chick after smoking a fatty or else then he died for nothing right? i'm awash and overrun with guilt for the above antics, and the great sex I had with my girlfriend last night. I shouldn't feel good about what was given to me to feel naturally should I? oh the anguish........................
"Truth" you came back but you didn't address any of my talking points in my last post. That took a long time to write! There I was, all ready to have a respectful discussion and shit, for those interested, and you blew me off like a priest in a back alley confession booth.
lol .....ouch! Hey Truth, what would work best here? Progressive (Continuous) Forms Indicative Present I am blowing you are blowing he is blowing we are blowing they are blowing Perfect I have been blowing you have been blowing he has been blowing we have been blowing you have been blowing they have been blowing Past I was blowing you were blowing he was blowing we were blowing you were blowing they were blowing Pluperfect I had been blowing you had been blowing he had been blowing we had been blowing you had been blowing they had been blowing Future I will be blowing you will be blowing he will be blowing we will be blowing you will be blowing they will be blowing Future perfect I will have been blowing you will have been blowing he will have been blowing we will have been blowing you will have been blowing they will have been blowing Conditional Present I would be blowing you would be blowing he would be blowing we would be blowing you would be blowing they would be blowing Perfect I would have been blowing you would have been blowing he would have been blowing we would have been blowing you would have been blowing they would have been blowing
This thread isn't about respectful discussion it's about spreading the talking points handed down by his church elders. He's been tasked with recruiting more sheep. From a football message board, no less. Pathetic. _
There is just as much proof of FSM as there is of god. You don't think, you take what your church tells you and you go out and try and spread the stories. Have you come to terms with the fact 1000's of priests have been convicted of sex crimes, that over 8000 are pedophiles according to your pope? And that little dictionary of yours could use an update since sodomy is not illegal anywhere in the U.S., not punishable as any kind of offense.
But I thought UnTruth said science proved the existence of God? Until he back pedaled like a choir boy trying to get out of the confessional booth as the priest started to defrock himself. _