1) I am drunk. 2) How the hell did I end up with a bar in Indiana where 90% of customers are black? I felt like ugly duck and no hot black girls made an eye contact with me. 3) Live music was on and I couldn't dance with anyone. I am full of rage. 4) @JStokes sucks
And yet I traveled all the way to Merrillville, Indiana to get insulted like that. It is OK. I got my lesson. Next time, I will take a cab to Chicago. Being snubbed by hot black chicks hurt my feelings.
Btw, Lexington and the surrounding areas is actually quite nice. Am sitting in the Two Keys Tavern right in the middle of the UK campus drinking, you got it, more bourbon. Pretty cool campus. _
merrillville, indiana? wtf. why would one travel there? is there like a crackwhore convention or something?
Tell that to my company BN. I think when they decided on where to build factories, they just threw a dart to US Map . Coming home now though.
Okay folks. Time to come clean. Al Qaeda told me to fuck off. Apparently I drink too much. I asked ISIS if they would take me and they said I am a drunk who likes @JStokes and @Mangolden Showers and @Royal Tee Apparently, they rejected me. So folks. It is time for me to become a Christian. I need @Truth4U2 to take me. Not sure if he drinks. Okay 1) Galatasaray is my love 2) I cheat on Galatasaray with Jets. What can I say. Jets is like my second love. Can't live without them. 3) If Jets don't win a Superbowl shortly, I might cheat on Jets with Giants or Pats or whatever. Okay I am kidding. Fuck Pats and fuck Giants. @Petrozza sucks @Cman55 rocks. PS: I am kidding. Petro is the boss. Please don't ban me.
Yes Grandpa. Seriously. I finished a 6 pack of Bud Light. And I finished a bottle of Chardonney. On my seccond bottle of Chardonney. My kids are in Turkey and I haven't seen them for the last 37 days. I miss them and I won't see them for another 24 days. I hate summer. My wife take my kids to Turkey every summer to be with family. And all I do in summer weekends is to drink. Okay Stokes Petro won't ban me. If he bans me, I am cool. it is offseason anyway. @Petrozza please don't ban me. I can't live without Jets. Seriously. Chill man. You don't know me. Ask me to Grandpa @Cman55
We've been in the pool literally all day drinking Red Stripe and Spaten, ran out of white wine and have moved on to Chianti. Ooooffff. _
Bud Light?!? Are you joking? I was thinking I would love to have a beer one day with my terrorist friend. But Bud Light? I'm not 16. Haven't been for 40 years. _
Grandpa. My friends try to keep me busy at all times. They are now fishing on a boat. I told them I had to do laundry. I wish I went with them. Don't worry. friends are keeping me busy.
I love you Stokes. I love you. But Bud Light Platinum is my beer. What I can say? I am a pussy Where are you @Mangolden Showers? Where are you @Royal Tee? A drunk tank without you ain't good.....
