Happy Father's Day BS Threaders

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  1. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    Hope you all are having a good relaxing day and your kids and womenz taking care of you!

    Grilling and beverages with the kids, doesn't get better.

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  2. Brook!

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    All I got for today was breakfast in bed and a lunch at Chili's. I guess having 8 year old kids doesn't help the matter. Can't wait until they are older so I can see some decent stuff for father's day.

    Happy father's day to all fathers here on TGG.

    Stokes

    Although I hate you with a passion, I respect your life and your story. Raising kids on your own after your wife's departure makes me respect you no matter what. You are a great dad. But I hate you. I hate hate hate you more than I hate Geno Smith and Wayne Hunter and Kyle Wilson.
     
  3. Hobbes3259

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    My Ex Womanz won't let the kids call me. God I cannot wait for the divorce to be finalized.

    My new womanz takes excellent care of me....and is doing all she can...nudge,nudge,wink,wink...to keep my mind otherwise occupied.

    Yeah, Fathers day...was a day I usually worked my ass off, for everyone else in the house....shopping, grilling, mowing...etc...

    Today LMMC, made sure I tanned and hot tubbed.....some P.F.Changs for dinner...

    Happy Fathers day to all you Dad's out there....
     
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  4. JStokes

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    Shouldn't you be bombing a church or a bus today?

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    Total bullshit. Awful.

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  6. Brook!

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    Bombed the church in the morning. Will hijack a school bus tomorrow. Al Qaeda told me to take it easy today and asked me to drink and chill. My sixth beer is down and I will start on a good Chardonnay with some cheddar cheese shortly.
     
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    Nice.
     
  8. JStokes

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    Chardonnay sucks moose cock.

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  9. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    Stop.

    I am not rich like you. I enjoy my cheap wine just fine. $8.99 to be exact(Madison Ridge). In fact I got $11.99 Tiefenbrunner(Cabarnet Sauvignong) next.
     
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    Never NEVER spend a lot of money on whites. Never.

    Chardonnay sucks.

    Savignon Blanc is the shit.

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    Platinum Vodka. 9 bucks a bottle
     
  12. Brook!

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    Sorry. Can't drink red wine or any other hard liquor. Beer or white wine for me. Good think I don't spend more than $12 for my white wine.



    Thanks Hobbes. I will try this on 4th of July weekend since it is cheap already.
     
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    Jeezuz Savignon Blanc is WHITE.

    Barefoot 1.5 litres is $12. Drink it like water. Cheaper than Dasani.

    Cupcake .750 litres is $10. Lots of citrus notes.

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    Don't encourage him. He'll just make Molotov cocktails.

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  15. Brook!

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    @Mangolden Showers

    Dude. This Stokes provokes me. Please make him stop.

    Molotov Cocktail? Because of you, FBI will now nail me and deport me. It is OK to be deported but how am I gonna follow Jets games when I am in Guantanamo? Please. Go easy on me.
     
  16. The Waterboy

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    One daughter was working so the three kids and I will be meeting up next weekend for lunch. That is after they treat me to a shave and haircut at a real barber shop my son found, real barbers are getting harder and harder to find. Hot towel wrap, shaving soap, brush and lather up, straight razor shave, need to tighten up the mohawk and horseshoe stashe.
     
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    You should tighten up the 'hawk yourself daily...

    I bought Rick Harrisons Micro touch One...for regular shaving....then when I got tired of going to the barber for the no Attachment buzz to kill the gray at the temples, I just started shaving the hairline up over the ear and back.

    I don't look my age with the gray, but without it, I could easily pass for 40...So I shave the sides daily...nice and neat...clean and cool in the hot weather.

    I only see a barber every 3 or 4 months now....

    And that razor is the shit... get about a month out of one blade...still on the original 19 bucks I spent about a year ago.
     
  18. HAYN

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    Well it's still Sunday here in the islands so, I wish all you poor Jet daddies a happy Father's Day. It was nice and relaxing driving up my favorite part of the island and enjoying quality time with my son and getting fat. Aloha beaches!
     
  19. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    Sounds a lot like my vindictive ex bitch. I hate using that word but she is a disgusting waste of a human being. I got news for you man, it doesn't get any different after the divorce. My ex is remarried and I've beyond moved on but she is still trying to fuck with me and turn my son against me. My best friend has full physical and legal custody because of his ex psycho and he's still dealing with court nonsense. It'll never end until the kids turn 18 and then you can tell her to go rot in fucking hell.
     
  20. Cman69

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    Knocked another item off my bucket list yesterday. Went for my first ever Horseback ride! It was a lot of fun once me and the horse got on the same page..:)
     
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