I don't live in an urban area but that does not mean I am going to accept slop as food. That abomination of a pizza appeals to the lowest common denominator and is being rightfully mocked. If someone can not find better pizza in their neighborhood they are not looking.
no Pizza Huts on Staten Island, gotta cross the Arthur Kill into Jersey for some of that. same goes for steaks, no chophouses of any real note here either
Although I knew you were trolling me, I felt oddly compelled to boot up my work computer and post pics. It's like I'm the homemade food version of junc when someone trolls him about Sanchez sucking, O'Brien being an all time great, Manning being better than Brady or UNC cheating. _
It is cheaper and better making your own, and pretty easy. I make excellent white pizza, hand full of flat leaf parsley chopped fine, 3 cloves of garlic finely minced add both to the ricotta, spread over the dough which was left out for an hour before tossing, slice the fresh mozzarella about 1/4" thick and place around the pizza, drizzle olive oil on the edge of the crust, in the oven at 425° for 20 minutes, perfection
You could deep fry a pile of dog poop and if it was wrapped in bacon, some loon will think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread.
