New Hotdog Pizza from Pizza Hut

This is horrible, this idea.

 

No, you are immature and living in a cultural wasteland. You have yet to indulge in true culinary delectation and that is why you are under the mistaken impression that combining hot dogs and pizza is awesome. Never mind the fact that the pizza is only one step above Totinos frozen pizza, they serve it with plain French's mustard, couldn't even go for a Grey Poupon with horseradish and I am sure the hotdogs are some pork/chicken mixture, certainly not a 100% beef Hebrew National or a Sabrett.

You have much to learn about life but living in a place that wouldn't know the first thing about saporous comestibles, you are ill suited to be discussing what is and what is not an "awesome" food.

 

You know what would be a much better thread, "hot chicks eating pizza"

 

Amidoingitright?

 

Hermaphrodites, bro.

 

...gf means girlfriend, not pizza, dumbasses

 

Kind of like combining vagina and lasagna.

Wait, whut?

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That's because you're from Nebraska.

You also like pizza with pigs in the blanket on them.

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Actually I think he likes pigs under his blanket with him.

 

If the sheep fits

 

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I can hear you getting fatter right through the speakers on my computer, Im pretty sure that last squeak I heard was your newest stretch mark

 

I think fast food gets a bad rap, it's a good way to ensure ignorant wastes of life have early heart attacks and pass heart disease to their offspring so their bloodlines die off more quickly, the new version of natural selection

 

If these fast food places are smart they will do all of their ultra unhealthy product testing in midwest cesspools that are culturally separated from the real world to get the correct reading on what uneducated white trash will eat until they vomit and then run with it