So Leonard Williams is trying to take my girlfriend on a date...

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  1. ConcordeChops

    ConcordeChops 2018 International Poster Award Winner

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    Don't panic. Leonard's still young and naïve.

    You only need to worry when Cromartie starts liking your GFs pics.
     
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    best thing i've read on this forum for a long time LOL
     
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  3. Walt White

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    If he sends her junk pics tell her to NOT go to Mehta please....
     
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    It depends. If you're serious about this girl then do NOT let her go out with him. All it takes is her to be a little star struck and have some thoughts about him being a millionaire and NFL star. Next thing you know he's banging her and you'll be left cheated, heart broken, and probably with an odd resentment towards your favorite team for years to come since he seems like he'll be big for us.

    If you're not serious about her and just think she's temporary, absolutely let her. Doing both yourselves a favor. Get as many tix, autographs, etc outta the deal. And she gets to have a shot at a millionaire.


    And THIS is pure gold.
     
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    Yep....6'5 10'5 hands (Big Hands, Big Feet..well....just sayin)...So, try to keep up after that.

    Then spend the rest of your relationship trying to get that mental image out of your mind...

    Might was well start looking for a new GF now.
     
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    My prediction: your gf will have trouble walking for a few days if you want those season tix


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  8. Charlie Kelly

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    These two posts go together well
     
  9. tbruner12

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    If he is 6-5 300lbs, fall in love you mean.
    Besides, if you are a true JET fan, you do this one for the team!!! Us at TGG are counting on you, Williams could have a monster year!!!
     
  10. tbruner12

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    Keep telling yourself that.
     
  11. Footballgod214

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    Do it. You can tell other girls you're an agent who supplies females to NFL players. But you need to check out their good first. Start a new video series Girls Gone NFL Wild
     
  12. NY Jets68

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    Highlight of the offseason... stay tuned.
    I think that's called a pimp.
     
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  13. greenbeanz

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    that IS called a pimp hahahaha.

    you can parlay that gig pretty nicely. like the casting couch guy. that dude has the life. have the chicks in first. "so would you like to have sex with world class athletes and take their money?" great, then what i need you to do right now, is start by (kids might read this, but i believe most of you can fill in the blank :D:D:D)"
     
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    LOL, this thread.
     
  15. Jay Bizniss

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    Jets/Giants game tickets? I would be asking to be on the damn sideline and in the locker room for the rest of the season.
     
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  16. Jedabe

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    Well if you're uncomfortable with someone trying to bang your gf I'd say try to lean away from this one.
    Good news for you is if shes able to look beyond the shallow vanity of moderate fame, then she'll probably notice that Leonard Williams is ugly as sin.

    But hey, your call man
     
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  17. Jay Bizniss

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    Tell your girl to get his number and then post it here for us.

    Fun times will be had.
     
  18. xxedge72x

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    Or dmarz could zipline into the room wearing assless chaps, a cape, and a horned helmet shouting EXCELSIOR! Williams will likely become a bust after seeing that.
     
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  19. Jay Bizniss

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    Pics of said girl will deff help us determine what should be done.
     
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    Found a web cam of her:

     

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