Yes, they would fuck it and then claim all of us do the same thing, that we are all just jealous that they got to fuck it and that everyone is out to get them because they got to fuck it.
Ron Borges in the Boston Herald is, ahem, "reporting" that Belicheck never believed Tom's story. Not much, but it is a slow news day.
That's ok...apparently some college students think the Speaker of the House should resign over deflategate. http://www.redstate.com/2015/05/23/open-thread-college-students-want-boehner-resign-deflategate/