my buddy and I went all McShay/Kiper at work today and this is what we came up with: Yuckaneers: QB: Jameis Winston Tits: QB: Marcus Mariota Jags: OLB: Dante Fowler Raidaahzz: DE: Leonard Williams Skins: OLB: Vic Beasley Jets: WR: Amari Cooper da Bears: WR: Kevin White Dirty Birds: OLB: Alvin Dupree midgets: OG: Brandon Scherff Lambs: WR: DeVante Parker Vikes: CB: Trae Waynes Brownies: NT: Danny Shelton Who Dat?: OLB: Randy Gregory Dolphags: RB: Todd Gurley 69ers: DT: Arik Armstead Texas: WR: Breshad Perriman Bolts: RB: Melvin Gordon Chiefs: OT: La'el Collins Brownies: DE: Shane Ray Iggles: CB: Marcus Peters Bungles: OT: Ereck Flowers Squealers: SS: Landon Collins Loins: DT: Malcolm Brown Cards: OLB: Eli Harold Panters: OT: DJ Humphries Edgar Allen Poe: CB: Kevin Johnson Cowgirls: DT: Eddie Goldman Donkos: OT: TJ Clemmings Andrew Luck: FS: Damarious Randall Fudgepackers: CB: Jalen Collins Who Dat?: WR: Dorial Green-Beckham Cheatriots: CB: Byron Jones Tits: NT: Jordan Phillips Yuckaneers: C: Cameron Erving Raidaahzz: DE: Owamagbe Odighizuwa Jags: OT: Andrus Peat Jets: QB: Brett Hundley (non-QB pick: Kendricks) Skins: CB: Eric Rowe da Bears: ILB: Eric Kendricks midgets: OLB: Shaq Thompson Lambs: OT: Cedric Ogbuehi Dirty Birds: RB: Tevin Coleman Brownies: WR: Phillip Dorsett Who Dat?: CB: Quinten Rollins Vikes: WR: Jalen Strong 69ers: ILB: Denzel Perryman Dolphags: CB: PJ Williams Bolts: OT: Jake Fisher Jills: DE: Nate Orchard Texas: QB: Garrett Grayson Iggles: WR: Tyler Lockette Bungles: FS: Gerod Holliman Loins: DE: Danielle Hunter Cards: ILB: Benardrick McKinney Squealers: TE: Maxx Williams Panters: WR: Devin Funchess Edgar Allen Poe: WR: Nelson Agholor Donkos: TE: Clive Walford Andrew Luck: CB: Ronald Darby Cowgirls: RB: Ameer Abdullah Fudgepackers: ILB: Stephone Anthony Hawks: OT: Ty Sambrailo Cheatriots: WR: Sammy Coates critique away
The nickname thing was funny, but I don't even know who you're talking about for a few of them. Or at least it took me awhile to get it. I prefer just the actual team names..well except Cheatriots. that one is ok.
I couldn't imagine a more high low feeling for me from 1-2 then Amari followed by Hundley. Maybe I haven't been looking but I haven't see one pro-Hundley report since the combine. If we're gonna go QB at any point in this draft I wouldn't mind Petty. I'd be shocked..actually shocked is too soft of a word , if Gurley fell to 14 and if Peat fell past pick 15, never mind to the 2nd round.
I can't see him going after 10. Fins could get him but I think they would need to trade up..and that might be silly for a RB. But in the end I expect a team will do just that and trade up into the top 10 for him. Maybe even with us at 6.
Cooper is a good pick even though I think we can trade down for more picks and still get a very good WR. Eric Kendricks in round two without trading up would be nice as well. If the draft went down like this the Raiders would have a sick pass rush.
I don't know if smoke-screen or not, but a lot of talk about Peat and the Jets as of late. Been hearing the Jets love this guy, but they won't take him at 6 - I think he's an option if they trade down.
Update/Edit: Especially with Phillip Dorsett available. Kid can take the top off. Gerod Holliman in the 2nd is a bit too high, but I'd want to see him in green and white.
I knew you guys would hate the Hundley pick, that's why I included my non-QB pick. Hundley is severely underrated by this board but whatever. That's just crazy... The tape is bad. He's big and from a big name school so he's overhyped. His ceiling in reality is decent guard. He'll probably go end of the first... Here he slid to the top of the 2nd... Not that bad of a stretch.
Haha, good call, I forgot who you selected for us, I just had remembered I liked the pick. I guess I really want a WR this year
I agree. I watch a lot of the Pac 12 and have seen a lot of Hundley's games. He stinks...he would be better served converting to TE or RB
You think that because you watch Oregon. Hundley's only big negative is that he could never beat Oregon or Stanford. Against all other bowl teams in the last two years he's 10-2 w/ 25TD/6INT.
Petty is such a fraud. He was really tested playing non-conference games against the likes of Slap Dick St. and Creampuff U every year and a conference with a non-existent defense.. Seriously though: non- conference games Petty played as a starter include: Wofford, Buffalo, UL-Monroe, SMU and Buffalo again. powerhouses. Contrast that with Hundley: Non-conference starts against: Rice, Nebraska, Houston, Nevada, Nebraska again, New Mexico St, Virginia, Memphis and Texas... much more challenging. The Pac 12 doesn't play much better defense than the Big 12 top to bottom but that's because they are weighed down by some shit at the bottom. Stanford, Utah, Washington play better defense than anyone in the Big 12. Petty doesn't have the black marks on his resume like Hundley does because its hard to develop black marks when you aren't challenged. Oh- and lets not forget the kid hasn't taken a single snap from center whereas Hundley has been a full time starter in a NFL-style system with an NFL coach for the last 3 years
I like the first but if they take Hundley I will be in need of a new T.V because it might get airborne.
