I am 40 years old so its safe to say I have been watching our beloved Jets for over 30 years. Waiting for the draft, I was thinking about all the players that have come and gone over that time and started to laugh out loud as I reminisced about some of the players we have had. As I went through year after year, I found myself, like most game days using the F bomb a lot associated to players names, as if it was part of their actual name. So I decided to start my all time Jets “f*cking” player list. My criteria wasn’t scientific. Wasn’t necessarily based on the worst players we have had at each position. Just a mixture of players with expectations that didn’t pan out based on draft position or contract, players that always seemed to let us down in the clutch, or players that frankly I just didn’t like. Some players get the FIRST NAME “F*cking” LAST NAME, some got the “F*cking” FIRST NAME and the rest “F*cking LAST NAME”. Yeah, I know its offseason guys give me a break and I can’t take anymore draft threads or QB threads. So here’s hopefully a little entertainment. Feel free to add in. GM – “F*cking Idzik” – probably the most frustrating member of the all “F*cking” team with his glacial pace and maddening demeanor. Coach – “F*cking Herm” – man, his clock management just drove me to drink. Had success but easily my most frustrating. Kotite was horrible but he was just that….horrible. QB – Neil O “F*cking” Donnell – all that money to lay a giant turd on this franchise for years. Man I still hate him. “F*cking Sanchez and F*cking Geno were high on the list but Neil beat them out. RB – Blair “F*cking” Thomas – nuff said FB – BJ “F*cking” Askew – just always thought he was more talented than his heart showed. WR – Justin “F*cking” McCariens – easily one of the most frustrating players to watch EVER. Really thought we were getting an up and coming WR from Tennessee and he was completely worthless. TE - Anthony F*cking Becht - I really despised how he would always seem to get tackled by the yard lines on the field. he just didn't feel comfortable running, he needed to fall within 5 steps. Close second was Johnny F*cking Mitchell, self proclaimed best TE in football. WR – F*cking Clowney – had all the physical tools and a rock for a head. Pre-season super hero who didn’t give a f*ck. He just pisseed me off despite not being a high round pick. Oline – Wayne F*cking Hunter F*cking Vlad the turnstyle Willie F*cking Colon Center – I really think we’ve been pretty fortunate at center over my lifetime Defense next...... MODS if this needs to be moved to BS Forum feel free and sorry of its in the wrong place..... Defense Corner Justin F*cking Miller – man another one of those “has it all athletically, but nothing upstairs. Kyle “F*cking” Wilson – my vote for captain of the all “F*cking” team Steve “F*cking” Atwater – Dude was cooked by the time we got him so it was frustrating to watch having high expectations and getting dog sh*t from this guy. Yeah it was only a year but it was the yeart coming off the loss to Denver and we had been beaten deep on that play in the second half so I was like “this guy is the missing piece”. Not. Scott “F*cking” Frost – really not even his fault, more of the team forcing an ex QB down our throats that really wasn’t cut out for the position and letting the experiment go on too long. Eric “F*cking” Barton – that stupid f*cking penalty…… F*cking Abe – always seemed to be hurt in a big spot when we needed him. Soft f*cker F*cking Bart – so many good things but I can’t remember how many times I would yell at the TV for him getting into it with someone and getting/almost getting a personal Foul Sam “f*cking Cowart” – injuries….thought we were getting a stud, got a dud. D Line – this was tough, I could only really think of one player that really got to mne over the years Dewayne “F*cking” Robertson and I guess since he played some dline F*cking Vern.
GM- John F*cking Idzik Coach- Bill F*cking Bellichick- come on, he left after a day and brought our rivals to six Super Bowls, won four. Also Eric Mangini. Quarterback- Tim Tebow. There are a lot of names that belong here, but Tebow was the worst. RB- Blair Thomas WR- Stephen Hill WR- Justin McCarreins WR- Clyde Gates (that ONE game in 2013...) TE- Johnny Mitchell OL- Vladimir Ducasse, Willie Colon because of penalties only DL- Robertson, Kris Jenkins because he couldn't finish half a season (the could've been amazing) LB- Vernon Gholston x4 DB- Kyle Wilson x4 K- MikeNugent
That offense has gotta run a 2-TE set with Anthony F*ckin Becht and F*ing Johnny Mitchell. Lots of depth at that position too with F*ckin Doug Jolley and Kyle are you f*ing kidding me Brady
With all due respect to the OP, this is quite possibly the worst thread I've ever seen. Why dwell on the failures of the past??? This is a NEW ERA in Jets football ... from Parcells to Rex to Bowles, we are now a team that makes the playoffs about as often as we miss them, and we have come real close to the SB twice under Rex and once under Parcells. We should be focusing on how great our team looks right now, not on the SOJ teams of the past!
I applaud your attempt to bring some entertainment to the board. In that spirit, I think Justin Miller doesn't belong on this list. I've always thought that Mangini royally fucked him mentally. My memory is a little foggy here but I think he got benched in the 2nd half of a game where he ran back a KO for a TD. Definitely was in the doghouse. Mangini's abusiveness should not be underestimated. I hated that fucker Barton even before the penalty--he was such a dumb player.
Otis ma F...ing man Smith Browning F...ing Nagle Mark F...ing Gastineau. Quit on your team over a woman
Yup- I don't get the hate for ex-Jets. The only guy I've got on that list shouldn't have even been a Jet. _
Wait 'til Champ sees this .... 45 years and counting. Sorry, but we are the same dysfunctional organization we have always been. Sure, we'll be more competitive this year, but it's not a sustainable strategy. We have no plan and we have no long-term strategy for building a winning team. We miss on most of our draft picks or trade the picks away for flashy names. We lack the patience to develop our own players and boo, whine, and hire billboards to express our anger. Our owner, the media, and our FO cowtows to this bitching mentality. It's the same old, same old. Fucking Jets.
