THERE IS ONLY ONE. Tom: Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in. Crow: We'll gather at the Road House with our next of kin. Joel: And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing. All: We'll decorate a barstool and gather round and sing. Tom: Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year! Crow: Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear... (song stops) Joel: Hold it, hold it a sec. Cambot, stop the music. (music stops) Uh, Crow, I don't know if I think this is an appropriate sentiment anymore for Christmas. Crow: Hey, what? Like a good action sequence don't belong in Christmas? Joel: Well, no, it's just that I've never heard of an action sequence in a Christmas carol before. Crow: Well, then grab hold o' your socks, Joel Robinson, and read on! Tom: Okay, pick it up from measure 20, Cambot. (music picks up) ...Lovely intro, though. Very tasteful. Crow: Thank you. (song resumes) Tom:: t's my way or the highway, this Christmas at my bar. Crow: I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car! Joel: I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till. All: I think that that right jolly old elf had better make out his will! Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all. And this can be the haziest... This can be the laziest... This can be the Swayziest Christmas of them all!
Can I refill your egg nog? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
That there Clark is an RV. But don't you go falling in love with it now because we're taking it with us when we leave next month.
My wife wants to watch Christmas Vacation every year and I never want to. Then we watch it and I'm laughing out loud. Such a great movie. Scrooged is another great one.
It's a wonderful life is socialist propaganda about how you'll never escape the life you were chosen by "god" to live. Grab your shovel and get back to the mines comrade. This is your only future.
Yeah loving your family right after the capitalists try to ruin your life and you're saved by all the people just like you.
A key component of capitalism is competitive market. The villain in Its A Wonderful Life was trying to create a real estate monopoly. If anything, the movie is pro-free market. Go back to school.
http://www.wisebread.com/fbi-considered-its-a-wonderful-life-communist-propaganda The FBI didn't think so at the time.
@TNJet It's really not cool that you photoshopped the mentally challenged Karl Childers from that documentary about how he killed 2 people to be santa.
haha I didn't know that, pretty funny. The FBI is notorious for McCarthyism, the article sounds like it's mocking that.
