On Deathbed, Former ‘Lockheed Martin Engineer’ With ‘Top Secret Clearance’ Opens Up About Aliens

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  1. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    You're making a lot of assumptions aren't you?
     
  2. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    That's only 43,520,000,000 MPH
     
  3. Cappy

    Cappy Well-Known Member

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    ...which happens to be about 60 times faster than the speed of light. No biggie.
     
  4. JStokes

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    What if they were benevolent aliens?

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  5. Joe Willie White Shoes

    Joe Willie White Shoes Well-Known Member

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    "To Serve Man" is a cookbook!
     
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    65 times the speed of light and thus why they could travel 65 light years in an hour
     
  7. JStokes

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    It's like none of you have ever experienced a worm hole.

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  8. Faux machine

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    Everyone knows the shortest distance between two points is to fold space and time. [​IMG]
     
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    Exactly. Then the aliens show up in Vegas at a craps table and I'm extinct.

    Lolwhut?

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  10. Faux machine

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    I know, right? They already have Dabo. [​IMG]
     
  11. Umphpool

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    Wonder if Rex is also an alien.. Woody for sure
     
  12. Ralebird

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    Pervert!
     
  13. Hobbes3259

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    Rush is Right.
     
  14. Hobbes3259

    Hobbes3259 Well-Known Member

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    Think of the advantage in getting the calls out.
     
  15. Dierking

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    Antonio Alien is already playing out of position at CB.
     
  16. jilozzo

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    no way.....with those long arms i need them at corner.
     
  17. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    What if us humans are actually the most intelligent beings in the universe? I see plenty of theories that there is advanced beings out there but what if they exist and are just bigger dumbasses than us. That's a theory no one likes to suggest.
     
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    Miss Milky Way makes our beauty pageant contestants look like rocket scientists trained personally by Kim Jong Un.
     
  19. Bellows1

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    I considered that, then rejected the idea after watching "reality tv" for just a few minutes.
     
  20. Br4d

    Br4d 2018 Weeb Ewbank Award

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    The timescales are what make this hard to call. There's a fairly good chance that intelligent life nukes itself on a regular basis in one way or another.

    Star Wars had a great take on this with the "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away" theme. The smartest beings ever to exist are more likely to be extinct now than hanging around waiting for us to find them. The smartest species on earth has evolved over a very short period of time cosmologically speaking, barely the blink of an eye. In the process we've seen dozens of species in the ballpark in terms of intelligence go extinct. That would be all the Hominini except for us.
     

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