Letterman Top Ten Tonight

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  1. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Little Known Facts About Dracula:

    Number One: Sucks More Than the Jets.
     
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  2. DoubleDecker87

    DoubleDecker87 Well-Known Member

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    Why is this a thread?
     
  3. Unhappyjetsfan

    Unhappyjetsfan Well-Known Member

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    Probably because it's moderately funny and it pertains to the Jets.
     
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  4. Endlessly Counting

    Endlessly Counting Well-Known Member

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    Letterman stopped being funny years ago
     
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  5. Unhappyjetsfan

    Unhappyjetsfan Well-Known Member

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    Agreed. But the Jets joke is a little funny.
     
  6. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    Wait. That guy was once funny? I just know him as the cranky old jerkoff geezer.
     
  7. Endlessly Counting

    Endlessly Counting Well-Known Member

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    It was funny 20 years ago when it was called "The Mets suck"
     
  8. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    Letterman has a witty dry sense of humor that is generally lost on the gray matter challenged crowd. I wish I'd have seen this one. I'd have laughed my ass off. Maybe even a bit disappointed the entire top 10 wasn't Jets related. I could really a good laugh about now.
     
  9. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Umphpool Well-Known Member

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    Nice to see we are still the laughing stock of the league
     
  11. Endlessly Counting

    Endlessly Counting Well-Known Member

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    Your certainly welcome to your opinion but you shouldn't regard someone who doesn't find Letterman funny as "gray matter challenged". I've been watching Letterman since the 70s. Time has not served him well. And what's so dry & witty about saying the Jets suck as much as a vampire. Its a recycled cliche at best.
     
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  12. SienaSaints

    SienaSaints Well-Known Member

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    The one thing I find annoying about Jets jokes is that there are so many teams that wish they could be even as successful as the Jets (which is sad I know). 1 superbowl and plenty of playoff trips within the past 15 years.
     
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    Right. He's definetly not as funny as Rex Ryan's attempts to be a legitimate NFL head coach. Now THAT'S comedy!
     
  14. JetsNation06

    JetsNation06 Well-Known Member

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    Dumb statement. Not when you're in NY. Take the Raiders, Jags and Bills misery and wrap them all in one. Everything in this city is magnified by 100 compared to many of those other loser teams. This is the nations biggest market. You don't get the grace period here that you get in those smaller markets. That's not a good comparison.

    What Super Bowl in the last 15 years? Do some research skippy!
     
  15. SienaSaints

    SienaSaints Well-Known Member

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    Why is it stupid? Im not saying im satisfied. Im saying there has been much worse. And the teams failures this season and the past couple while awful the team is still mid road. Even ask Francessa who you know hates the Jets. He said yesterday that the Jets are mid road since 1998 in terms of success and they just havent been able to get over the hump to being elite which has a lot to do with the QB play.

    The Raiders havent made the playoffs since what 03? The Bills since 1998? The Jags have been awful since the mid 2000's, same with the Rams. As much as those teams would say oh no I wouldnt want to be the lol Jets sorry man they would have loved every second of 1998, 09, 10 and even midway through 2011.

    So you are clearly the dumb ass here. I dont know what research you want me to do I can rattle of what happened in specific games in my head. I know that they havent won a title in the last 15 years.
     
  16. JetsNation06

    JetsNation06 Well-Known Member

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    Hey Dumbass. Go back and re-read your post that I originally responded to. Your exact words verbatim about the Jets: "1 Super Bowl and plenty of playoff trips in the last 15 years."

    They didn't make the Super Bowl in the last 15 years as you said. Try 45+ years since they've been in it. Who's the dumbass now???
     
  17. Cakes

    Cakes Mr. Knowledge 2010

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    It is pretty awful being a fan of the Jets, though. The team never wins big. The immediate future looks very bleak. Then there are the Giants. The Giants implemented a new offense and the team looked lost in August and for one regular season game. They righted the ship and are winning. Meanwhile, the Jets have a broken offense for the fourth year in a row. The Jets are buffoons compared to the Giants. If you are a Jets fan living in Texas or California or Portugal you likely don't give a shit about the Giants, but if you are in NY or NJ the comparisons to the Giants are around all the time and it adds to the depression factor of being a Jets fan.
     
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  18. SienaSaints

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    Those were two separate statements. I know for a fact that they havent won in 45+ years. I am not a dumbass. Sorry that you cannot properly read. Maybe a comma was not included however contextual reading is taught in 1st grade. Maybe you should go back.
     
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    Hey fuckface it's pretty obvious what he meant, if you're so dense that you think he meant we went to a Super Bowl in the last 15 years then the dumbass is you.
     
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  20. JetsNation06

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    Hey Jerkoff, read his sentence dipshit. It's not my fault he doesn't know how to put together a normal sentence. Anyone reading that would have thought he meant the Jets have been in 1 Super Bowl in the last 15 years. Take your face out of his Ball Sac Fucktard!!!
     

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