The Official Steak Temperature Debate Club Thread

Discussion in 'BS Forum' started by Jets Esq., Sep 11, 2014.

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How do you like your steak cooked?

  1. Well done (gray/brown throughout)

    6.9%
  2. Medium well (hint of pink in center, gray everywhere else)

    10.3%
  3. Medium (band of pink in the middle, gray everywhere else)

    3.4%
  4. Medium rare (about 50% red)

    65.5%
  5. Rare (about 75% red)

    13.8%
  6. Blue (very red except on the surface)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. I never eat steak (vegetarian/vegan/unpatriotic - specify your reason in the comments)

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I'm waiting for the follow up post about the consistency of your morning dump.
     
  2. Jets Esq.

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    Nice. If this thread inspired you to make that steak, then this is officially the best Debate Club thread so far.

    Down the road we'll do a cut of meat debate club thread.
     
  3. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    Do they cut your well done steak up into manageable sized pieces at the retirement home grandpa?
     
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  4. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    It will be formidable, I can assure you.

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  5. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    I am almost embarrassed to say but here you go.

    I've been a Wushtof Classic owner and defender since 1985. I own 15 of them, all sizes and types. Super expensive. And I've tried all the rest, Shun, Henckel, Global, Sabatier, Mac, a bunch of them. And I've always gone back to my Wushtof.

    Until about 5 months ago I was shopping with my kid for college stuff at IKEA and I saw their full tang knives and the handles looked like they'd be pretty comfortable. So I bought the 6 inch and 8 inch chef knives and the paring knife. Inexpensive as hell (all $15 and under), sharp as a razor, holds an edge, easy to sharpen but most importantly, the most comfortable handle on a knife I've ever used. And I cook a lot.

    Great great inexpensive (not cheap) hefty feeling comfortable functional chef knives.

    IKEA. Isn't that vierd?

    Btw, anyone want to purchase an awesome set of used Wushtof Classic knives?

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  6. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    I think they call it wedding reception steak. Cook it and hold it for a couple of hours before it's served. Meh.
     
  7. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Contrary to what Fieri says, a Tri-tip is a terrible piece of meat to cook because it is wedge shaped - unless you get a huge one to cook for four people who all like a different temperature.
     
  8. HAYN

    HAYN Well-Known Member

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    wtf you talkin' about? So if a ribeye was shaped like a dick it'd be homo?
     
  9. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Grow the fuck up. There's no way to get an even cook on a piece of meat that is one inch thick at one end and three inches thick at the other. But you probably get all your steaks at Applebee's.
     
  10. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    Yeah man it totally makes you catch the gay. Better not eat them anymore. Link sausage, popsicles, bananas, anything like that could give you the gay.
     
  11. joe

    joe Well-Known Member

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    Wtf? I think you're looking for pork tenderloins……those you can order online from Mohel Bros. Butchers, Williamsburg, Brooklyn:



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    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    I'll see your tenderloin and raise you Geoduck.
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  13. joe

    joe Well-Known Member

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    You win. Marine hermaphrodites : )
     
  14. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    My absolute favorite BBQ appetizer meat.

    Brine over night, grill it 3/4 of the way through, finish with a glaze of molasses and Dijon mustard and just slice and serve it right on the cutting board, no forks required. A winner every time.

    I don't care if it looks like a dick, it's delicious.

    Wait, that didn't sound right.

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  15. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    So you basically cut that in half and marinate the fuck out of it? For how long?
     
  16. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    Like the candles, the Felix Unger work station and the soliloquy about steak knives aren't a dead give away.
     
  17. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    There is a membrane down the middle that you have to remove, but basically yeah you're slicing it in half lengthwise.

    Burrell said you can marinate it over night, but you have to for at least 2 hours. I marinated mine for about 6 hours and it was perfectly fine. Next time I'll overnight it.

    Very tasty.

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  18. JStokes

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    You bastard.

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  19. joe

    joe Well-Known Member

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    Oh it sounded just fine Tumbleweed … lol

    Your molasses-Dijon finish sounds verry flavorful-nice! Years back I had pork tenderloin as part of a tasting menu at The French Laundry - needless to say it was sick it was so good (cured lemons, herbs, etc.). Got a quick look/see mini tour of the kitchen and in there asked about the loin and I recall them saying that they don't like to let it stew in the brine beyond 3-4 hours fwiw. I'm more a stove/oven 'trad' kitchen wuss when it comes to pork tenderloin a la Jamaican jerk, Cuban (orange/lemon), or Euro (Fr.) with a sauce poivrade and black currents, and with any other not-too-sweet fruit compote.

    Back on topic..a steak with the juices running into a crisp cold salad and a bracingly c-c-cold 'rinse' in a frosted pisner…yes..
     
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  20. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    That is so weird because I've heard all different opinions on how long to brine pork. When I do a rotisserie loin of pork I definitely go overnight, but sometimes on pork tenderloins or chops I'll just brine them in the morning for cooking that afternoon.

    What is this French Laundry of which you speak?

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