Jets will win the super bowl this year

Discussion in 'New York Jets' started by John, Mar 11, 2014.

  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Is this an okay place to poop?
     
  2. mwojet

    mwojet New Member

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    Looks like it
     
  3. John

    John Active Member

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    did you guys miss me?

    i missed you guys :(
     
  4. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Yeah, I missed you twice. Stand still, I have a doodoo bazooka aimed at you.
     
  5. John

    John Active Member

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    why do you want me to die? thats pretty harsh. were both jets fans we in this together:)
     
  6. NCJetsfan

    NCJetsfan Well-Known Member

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    Have you been smoking crack for long?
     
  7. Jets Esq.

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    I believe the correct term is doodoozooka.
     
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  8. LongIslandBlitz

    LongIslandBlitz Well-Known Member

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    Good point
     
  9. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Internet masturbation is frowned upon in these parts. Don't touch your own posts sexually.
     
  10. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    John might be onto something...a reliable source says the Jets winning the SB is already a done deal. Lots of pissed off owners but what can they do?
     
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  11. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    They can pay Rich Cimini to make the Jets release their best players.

    Ask Stephen Hill.
     
  12. John

    John Active Member

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    i am on to something. thanks for having confidence in me
     
  13. John

    John Active Member

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    this packer team is looking like ass tonight. we have a good chance in beating them week 2
     
  14. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    My first name is John. I always hated it, because it was also a name for the toilet.

    Now I know why.
     
  15. John

    John Active Member

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    why do you hate me so much
     
  16. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I don't hate you, John. Let's devote some time to this. You dressed up in clown makeup and rushed upon the stage, not knowing what the patrons would think. They hit you in the face with chunks of rotten cabbage.

    I'm here to help you. Renounce your toilet name. From here on out we can call you Shoeshine. A very respectable trade that has nothing to do with doodoo.

    Some day you will thank me.
     
  17. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    Idzik is just a straw GM
     
  18. NYJetsO12

    NYJetsO12 Well-Known Member

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    No one is insulting you really, just bringing you back to the reality .

    Why can't you be content with just a playoff appearance for '14????? and that's probably pushing it.

    These moronic threads are insults to to the 45 plus club waiting for a true Jets contender.
     
  19. John

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    well i truly believe we can win the superbowl. We can make the playoffs, once your in the playoffs anything can happen, and i feel like the jets are a great playoff team under rex ryan
     
  20. John

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    to be honest i dont care what people on this site think of me. i truly have a gut feeling that we are winning it this year. i may look crazy now but in months its gonna all make sense trust me
     

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