Top 5 defense, for sure

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  1. 74

    74 Well-Known Member

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    Damn you iCloud!!
     
  2. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Everything posted after this is completely meaningless if this is true. But we both know it's a complete fucking lie.
     
  3. Barcs

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    Too dumb to understand the basic point of ego vs logic eh? I guess you have never heard the phrase "not mutually exclusive"?

    Hilarious that you are trying to weasel out of the debate that YOU started, primarily by using semantics arguments and non sequiturs. I have every right to offer rebuttals to your pathetic defamation job. If I was worried about my ego I'd be upset that the quotes proved something, but they didn't, and that's why I'm arguing. You probably don't think anywhere close to this level though, so no biggy. I hear Walmart's hiring. If you haven't gotten it yet, you never will.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    This is so boring. You're trying so hard to defend yourself while pretending that you don't care what anyone thinks.

    Barqs, nobody really cared about about you to begin with, but they were awakened to your existence with the fact that you thought you were above the Jets fan base. I focalized that with this thread.

    Most people seemed to stop caring after i took a shit on your face, but apparently you think this is still a center stage event.

    It's not. Nobody cares about you anymore, you're dead. But you can continue to pretend you are alive, when you get time in between Jeff the Truck driver who has a porn issue and Denise who doesn't know how to open Outlook, and hopefully your tech support job doesn't get outsourced to the Philippines, because we would really miss your condescending tripe on a rainy day.

    Joking.

    Nobody would miss your existence here. You almost aren't here at all, without me calling attention to you.

    Hey Barqs, if I didn't look at your post history, would you even be trying to post real football posts in the other threads like you are now? You are like the offspring of one of my pubic hairs, getting to exist against the odds.
     
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    As a debater at heart this is boring as fuck, you are right. You haven't debated or argued logically against a single thing I've said. And my posting style hasn't changed in the least. I've always posted relevant football stuff in the football threads. But I have also always posted sarcastic jabs toward darksiders and call them out for insulting players/coaches. I've also always been optimistic. None of this has changed because of your cherry picked fallacy of an argument. Stop lying to yourself. I'm going to do the exact same shit I did before, and you'll pat yourself on the back because you'll actually notice it instead of only getting mad over the sarcastic posts.
     
  6. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I'm not reading any of that until you bother with the enter key.
     
  7. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I'm guessing that you won't bother with the enter key, so it makes this an unreadable as most of your posts. But you got that leg up on anyone that disagrees with you, right?

    You mistook irrelevant for unreadable. What are you?

    Why do you exist? You're a tech support dweeb that maybe someone might encounter some day, if their day is bad. You are a bad day. Why do you event exist?
     
  8. 74

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    I can almost guarantee I'm the only one who has read this entire thread. And only because I drink at night. Yea I glossed over some posts, but like you guys admit it's gotten boring as fuck. At least Abyzmul has some funny trash talk, Barcs hope u took notes, this is the internet, you need to infuse your arguments with some insults. So anyway just end it and move on to other threads. The season is about to start, nobody gives a fuck about this shit.

    What was I saying? Oh yea

    Blah blah barc barc blah blah byzzz byzzz blah blah
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    MS, as much as this should end, and you made a good post there, Barqd needs to defend what he thinks is his honor and self respect.

    He lives a very real life. He talks to people on a teleconference and teaches them that porn is bad.

    Where would we be without people like Bakkks? Answer: lost. He's essential.
     
  10. 74

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    Barcs. I'm a porn addict. Please help me.
     
  11. Barcs

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    Good point Mangolden. I will infuse more insults to keep it lively.

    BSmall, stop acting like you know my life. You don't know anything about me. I'm a network administrator. I don't just fix computers, you jizz covered fuckwad. I do shit that makes you drool in your sleep wishing for a better tomorrow.

    I know fucking fleas that are more relevant than you. If you're even attempting to get on my level you better bring your high chair because thus far you haven't come close. Either way, just keeping looking up and you might just catch a glimpse of the bottom of my boot if you're lucky. If you're not lucky you'll catch a deuce to the face.

    Do I need to spell it out for you because you're too much of a goddamn simpleton to read a complete paragraph without line breaks? Did you not learn grammar in school? Reading comprehension. How on earth did you have time to learn that shit, while your daddy was fucking you in the ass with no lube.

    I do have a leg up, but it's only because I'm pissing on your dirty greasy pimple covered face.

    You are a tool of the worst kind. I'd say you aren't the sharpest tool in the shed, but that would be a complement considering, you've been relocated to the scrap pile. As you know I'm not a religious guy, but I'll fuck your mother missionary any day. Yeah, I was going to say your girl, but we all know that's pure fantasy. Go back to fantasy land you dwarf. You fucking elf ass chemtrail 9/11 conspiracy believing motherfucker. You still breathing is an insult to humanity as a whole, you fucking waste of oxygen.

    I bet you wear corduroy pants too. I'd call you gay, but it would be an insult to homosexuals everywhere. People call me a womanizer, and that's about to become reality when I pound your face in. Don't think I won't do it, you fucking 3 toed sloth ass motherfucker. You clown ass Kanye lisp skirt wearing dog show nigga.

    The only thing smaller than your intellect is your fucking penis. Let's just put it this way. You make motherfucking Stokes look like Einstein. I'm going to stop here because I don't want to be sued by your broke ass family after you off yourself.

    Now I understand the formula to winning arguments on this site. Ignore premise, insult or look for any excuse not to address points/counterpoints. This makes me want to get back into battle rapping.
     
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    Oooooh shit! I created a monsta! Nobody wants Barcs no more, they want Barcs-jizzle.. so here's what he'll give ya.. a little bit a Barcs mixed with some hard liquorrr! some posts that'll jumpstart ya heart quicker than a ban when I get banned on the Internet, by the an admin when I'm not co-operating, while I'm rockin the forum while he's moderatin' !! Heyyy! You argued this long so stop debating cuz Im back and I'm on the rag and ovulating bl bleh bleh blu blah-blah ble e ble bl ble bly ..
     
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    Whoa! I didn't just fuckin' hear right. I can't believe what I just heard. Barcs!

    [throws some money on the table]

    Here, Barcs, this is for you.

    [Gangsters laugh.]

    I got respect for this kid. Got a lot of fucking balls. Good for you, Barcs. Don't take no shit off nobody. He shoots him in the foot. He tells him to go fuck himself.

    [to Abyzmul, joking]

    Byz, you gonna let him get away with that? You gonna let this fucking punk get away with that? What's the matter with you? What's the world coming to!?
     
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    I guess this is the evolution of "Your momma wear combat boots"? Starting out with "I bet you wear corduroy pants" had me shaking my head and it went downhill from there.
     
  16. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Looks like you found the Enter key, finally, so you got that going for you. You're as much a system administrator as I am an astronaut. 10 in queue, fucknut, get to work.
     
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    The problem with this defense is getting turnovers,we had 11 forced fumbles last season and recovered 2 the worst in the league and 13 interceeptions another pedistrian number.We might have been able to win a few more games last season had our defense been able to get a few more turnovers
     
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    You're a dumb fuck. Like I said you make Stokes look like a genius. Reading paragraphs is hard. Yeah it's as hard as your fucking dick when you caught your parents doing the nasty. Fucking whiner. Nobody gives a shit about your reading disabilities.
     
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    Lmao at this clown thinking that response was serious. You're a water boy alright, but not in any sports sense. You could only dream of such glory. That's just your general role in all aspects of your life. You do other people's bidding. You don't think for yourself, you serve. Stop being other people's bitch and you might get a slight modicum of respect one day, although I'm definitely not expecting it.
     
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