Anyone still have stock in Stephen Hill? (1 Big Ol Hill Thread)

Discussion in 'New York Jets' started by DanR, Aug 3, 2014.

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  1. Yes, I still have stock

    45.8%
  2. Nope, I have no stock in Stephen Hill

    54.2%
  1. mezzavo

    mezzavo Well-Known Member

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    Well now....to answer the OP's thread title of "How Big Of A Game Does Stephen Hill Need?"

    He needed one a helluva lot bigger than what he put out there! Sick my ass....if there was a doubt of me making the team I would have been out there with pins in my body before they would catch me standing along the sidelines with a "Grump Cat" face on. Pffffttttt....he showed me nothing yesterday. Period.
     
  2. PolygamyWinsChampionships

    PolygamyWinsChampionships Well-Known Member

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    That would be amusing if you weren't serious. Enjoy your eternally debilitating nonsensical paranoia that could be easily solved if only you had the balls to realize you're insane and the doctors aren't actually out to get you.
     
  3. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I read this exact post on an NSA sponsored website 7 years ago.
     
  4. Quinnenthebeast

    Quinnenthebeast Well-Known Member

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    I love that little hop at the end. Again, this is high school fundamentals, don't jump unless you have to.
     
  5. PolygamyWinsChampionships

    PolygamyWinsChampionships Well-Known Member

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    I'll bring that up at my next Illuminati inner circle meeting. Clearly we need to put some extra fluoride in your drinking water and spray a few extra chemtrails over your house in Texas to put you under mind control more effectively. Fair warning, keep your eyes peeled.
     
  6. 74

    74 Well-Known Member

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    74Mangold is a coincidence theorist
     
  7. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Eye peeling is a ritual performed by Skull and Bones members before they are inducted into their inner sanctum.

    I'm onto you.
     
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  8. Newyawka

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    And the falling down at the end. WTF is that??His mechanics were completely off.
     
  9. milo

    milo Well-Known Member

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    I just got back from Starbucks.

    Stephen Hill wasn't the one foaming my latte.

    So I guess that's good news for him so far.
     
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  10. mute

    mute Well-Known Member

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    Can you stop by Walmart this weekend?
     
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  11. milo

    milo Well-Known Member

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    I doubt he'll be there. Nobody can grow a mullet in a day.
     
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  12. chris5533

    chris5533 Well-Known Member

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    he get cut yet
     
  13. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Final cuts are due between noon and 1pm tomorrow.
     
  14. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    Perfect. I can go on lunch, check the cuts and then yell at people for the rest of the night when I see Hill is still on the team.
     
  15. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    If you have tablet and a smartphone, you can make a video of yourself pooping on his face moments after he is unjustly retained.
     
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  16. DoubleDecker87

    DoubleDecker87 Well-Known Member

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    @BrianCoz: The Jets will waive WR Stephen Hill, according to a source #nyj

    It's about time.
     
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  17. ultrajet

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    According to Bleacher Report text I just received, he was just cut ..along with Johnny Patrick, Daryl Richardson, and AJ Edds..don't let the door hit your # on the way out..
     
  18. JetLifeLo

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    Nate burleson or nawww
     
  19. ultrajet

    ultrajet Active Member

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    Honestly, I think we can get better production from Nelson/Salas...at least they hold on to the ball.
     
  20. Greenday4537

    Greenday4537 Well-Known Member

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    Surprised someone made it this far at wide receiver without being able to catch a football. The dude had so many opportunities to make huge plays for the Jets and failed too many times. What a waste.
     

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