What's yours? 1-800-Swallow? At least us Virginia people are smart enough to make money off it by using 900 #. New Yorkers do it free. Plus BLOW ME? Never heard of a 9 digit phone number. Again must be a NY thing.
I haven't been to virginia in a while. Do they still have those paper mills that make the entire state smell like cat piss?
Ha. I lived in Maine for a spell, there were paper mills in neighboring towns. I had no idea what the fuck that smell was. One day I asked a neighbor if there was a sausage factory or something nearby. He got quite a laugh out of that.
Yeah, paper mills are small potatoes. I was stationed at Offutt Air Force Base years back, and the biggest slaughterhouse for Omaha Steaks was right next door. When the wind was blowing right, the smell of dogfood and vomit would roll across our entire base. I was on a transport heading out of town for an exercise one year and our Deuce and a half got stuck behind one of the trucks coming from that rendering plant, that truck being loaded up with rotting cow and horse flesh headed for disposal. We smelled that stink for about 50 miles, and I had to wash my uniform 3 times to get the smell out of it. Fuck Omaha.
Nothing or nobody "set me over the edge" on a website. I think it funny when people get all worked up about what somebody says about them or where they live on a website. You have a great weekend also.
I have a lot of great memories from all over VA: Monticello, Appomattox Courthouse, many trips to the Shenandoah NP, the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and Tunnel...that night in VA beach watching two fat rednecks fucking in the hotel outdoor swimming pool we never got back into again...the dredges offshore making the whole area smell like a rotting corpse...spending a week travelling down the whole length of VA top to bottom along the mountains and not seeing one person less than lilly white the whole trip except every motel run by Indians...and the amazing amount of statues of animals, elves, dinosaurs, and cartoon characters just everywhere with no explaination. And lots of caverns.
That sounds like a Kodak moment. ---"Honey!!…..Billy Bob's fucking Bobbie Jo down in the 'deep end'!"
