Virginia sucks

I have two kittens in my house. They are warriors. I will teach them the way of the blinky man.

 

I have never met a man from the Commonwealth of Vagina, but when that man appears, he will eat expired mayonnaise from McDonalds.

 

The old man with mullet flies the kite on the runway. He cares not the lines he rides over with his bicycle.

 

And Geno Smith allows his elbow to extend far outside of the accepted angle of a pocket passer. His right foot is ALWAYS too far back and right, unless there is a strong pass rush from the right, then he throws well off his front foot.

The Jets must stack defenders inside the left side of the line.

 

A turtle is on my back porch.

 

We must both live in a gelatin bath for two years. Chunks of pineapple are imperative.

 

Belichick must never know.

 

I'd like to say that I'm just getting started, but I just remembered the hydro shrooms a friend brought over hours ago, and my wife just pulled in.

Phone going under couch.

Brain going over clouds.

Life can be guud. But I don't want to take a shit if the bathroom door starts talking to me.

 

Pce

 

HydriO schrooms. The world.makes a better medium.

This world it's better than what we have

 

Malleable happiness. And bye

 

Yeah, I took a look at that retarded series of polls that this pathetic new york DAILY NEWS article was based on the other day while I was at the podiatrist. They do rank New Yorkers the rudest. They also rank New Yorkers simultaneously "the best" AND "the worst" sports fans in the country, complete idiocy. They ranked Massachusetts the "smartest" state. Fathom that.

They also rank states that are "drunkest" and "hottest" (ie sexiest). It's a bad article based on a worse source.

California, Texas and New York consistently rank high in most categories, probably because they are three of the most prominent states in the minds of the 1603 dumbfucks that participated in those SURVEY MONKEY polls, who likely have never been outside their home city of Rural, Retard.

And most undoubtedly base their answers on what they have learned from the all-knowing TV box.

Good job, halfhead.

 

I drew some pretty cool stuff last night, hydro shrooms are fucking amazing. Also did a nice sculpt of a trippy looking scorpion with polymer clay, might bake it today after I fix a couple of spots.