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  1. jaywayne12

    jaywayne12 Well-Known Member

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    Jewish women were all over me yesterday Joe.

    Seems to have stopped on mine..as MUTE mentioned, did a good cleaning CCleaner...Malwarebytes etc.
     
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    joe Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like the meteorologist-to-the-stars experienced some 'J' pie wet weather... :oops: ~(l)~ :- )
     
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    jaywayne12 Well-Known Member

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    Lol Joe...very good one. Would love to hook up with one star to be their personal weather person on call 24 hours a day..I mean..there has to be someone really stupid that believes I have a really good idea about future weather..because drum roll...in real life I have no clue.
     
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    joe Well-Known Member

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    Tonight: mostly dark....changing to widely scattered light by morning.... (Geo. Carlin "Hippy Dippy Weatherman")
     
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    jaywayne12 Well-Known Member

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    lol..those were the days Joe...the noise of a water bubbling bong and George Carlin...only a rolled one and Saturday night at 1130pm and hearing those words "live from New York!!" and the greatest comedy cast of all time.
     
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    jay, I think I recall a wise man once saying that French Fries smell like bong water....would you say that's true?

    :p
     
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    jaywayne12 Well-Known Member

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    lol...left on the table in 99 degree heat for 3 days french fries..lol..yeah joe!
     
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    Byz, could you weigh in on this?
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Fresh French fries smell just like fresh bongwater = TRUE FACT
     
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    jaywayne12 Well-Known Member

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    confirmed then.

    So, when my kids get caught they just need to go to burger king and grab a large fry and leave it in their room. Sold.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Worked for the best of us.
     
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    jaywayne12 Well-Known Member

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    lol....back in the day...mom would find a stash and put the total contents on her dresser....it would stay there in plain site for days...weeks...one night....with the ammo running low...my friend had the line of a lifetime when I asked him what to do? (We still use this line when we are fed up with anything...kids...wife..etc..) Its just sitting there....he turned to me and said "at some point the masquerade is over" We cracked up laughing..took back what was ours and never discussed it again.

    Oh the late 70s early 80s..when you buried everything and parenting was not to discuss things....the good old days.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Lol, your mom wasn't nearly as sadistic as mine.

    I'd get home from school, walk into the kitchen, and she'd announce "Hey kid, torpedo tube 1 is loaded and ready to launch! FIRE TORPEDO TUBE 1!"

    Then I'd hear the toilet flush.

    Sometimes I wish my dad had been in the army instead of the navy, I might have been able to find my shit in the back yard somewhere.
     
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    jaywayne12 Well-Known Member

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    abyz...this had me quietly cracking up by myself while the family slept. Shit, I even gave you a like.
     

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